My imagination is inspired...
"Cleo," from some spam company, sends me this gem:
Subject: Her weenie must find its place inside of someone immediately!
Body: Perfect women start to debauch playing with the huge bolts they have! http://www.geocities.com/coynejqe/ Rams of our beautiful women will inspire your imagination!
There's too much funny in this for me to handle. Just read that again and make up your own subtext (i.e. "Rams of our beautiful women! Yeah!" or "I can't wait to see those perfect women playing with their bolts!").
Subject: Her weenie must find its place inside of someone immediately!
Body: Perfect women start to debauch playing with the huge bolts they have! http://www.geocities.com/coynejqe/ Rams of our beautiful women will inspire your imagination!
There's too much funny in this for me to handle. Just read that again and make up your own subtext (i.e. "Rams of our beautiful women! Yeah!" or "I can't wait to see those perfect women playing with their bolts!").