Your favorite bands ''The Knock Off Dolls''
Some of the more blatant New York Dolls rip offs in history. This first band of homely dorks used to actually rehearse in the same place as the Dolls when they started. The 2nd copy cats on my list won your heart [ but never mind]The 3rd bunch of bitches will have you fooled into thinking they're number one, when your age 9. My next set of rip off will be less filthy rich. The three mentioned here, became multi-millionaires ripping off the jet boys. Same heroin, better promotion. ''Opposed to less commercial, full strength suck knock off's like Hanoi Rocks''
Too ugly? ''It's ok we'll just wear more make-up
You mean we weren't the New York Dolls? Is that why we live in L.A.? Wait a minute then why is **Izzy so excited about the reunion tour. Are you sure we are not the Dolls??!!??
We stole their style, and tried to out Thunders them, but we died alot. ''You can't get that high?!'' It fucked us up enough though that we successfully used it as an excuse for selling out, and Vince even got off on murdering another Doll knock off in '84. ya'member
**Thank God they decided not to use Izzy, buy what do I care Arthur ''Killer'' Cane just died. What fucking Dolls are left to unite. Buster Poindexter, and Sylvania x2 just don't cut it for me,buddy.
Too ugly? ''It's ok we'll just wear more make-up
You mean we weren't the New York Dolls? Is that why we live in L.A.? Wait a minute then why is **Izzy so excited about the reunion tour. Are you sure we are not the Dolls??!!??
We stole their style, and tried to out Thunders them, but we died alot. ''You can't get that high?!'' It fucked us up enough though that we successfully used it as an excuse for selling out, and Vince even got off on murdering another Doll knock off in '84. ya'member
**Thank God they decided not to use Izzy, buy what do I care Arthur ''Killer'' Cane just died. What fucking Dolls are left to unite. Buster Poindexter, and Sylvania x2 just don't cut it for me,buddy.