Oct 13, 2005 14:04
To whom it may concern:
Today, while out to lunch, myself and a co-worker noticed several cock-a-roaches on your floor. Perhaps your décor needs to change, because first off, I don’t like cock-a-roaches and neither does my co-worker. Or, perhaps, your new menu should include cock-a-roaches seeing to as their abundance on your floor.
Thank you,
Harper Bazaar
I wrote this while "working" when the owner of the company came in. WHOOPS!