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veganinja

creepy

Jun 30, 2005 00:52

This is one of the creepiest news stories I've seen in a while. I have a folder on my computer called "News," in which I save remarkable and disturbing stories about things people do to each other. But something about this really weirds me out more than most. It's like an Encyclopedia Brown two-minute mystery, but Japanese, and creepy ( Read more... )

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benthic June 30 2005, 07:03:17 UTC

That news story is really creepy. I'm surprised there wasn't anything on the news about it. Because I'm IN TOKYO. Isn't that crazy?

veganinja July 1 2005, 02:43:19 UTC

Hey, you're in Japan? OMGWTF! Why didn't you tell me several times a week via the internet and postcards? Make sure that when you come back, you forget you're in America all the time, so everyone knows you went to Japan!

benthic July 1 2005, 04:08:12 UTC

I also plan on forgetting English words & using Japanese instead. Also pronouncing words like "karaoke" as they're pronounced in Japanese. (That's kah-rah-oh-kay, in case you were wondering). & I'll talk all the time about how amazing Tokyo is & all the stuff I miss about it. It's going to be good times for everyone.

veganinja July 1 2005, 05:13:04 UTC

OMG I LOVE PARIS

Remember that?

benthic July 1 2005, 06:15:13 UTC

Um, what?

veganinja July 1 2005, 06:26:59 UTC

Whatever, it was just from the first series of emails we ever wrote each other which my mom eventually deleted so they're gone forever and live only in our memories. Nothing important or anything.

You men really are all the same.

benthic July 1 2005, 06:55:29 UTC

You're SUCH a woman. You can't write me off entirely, though: I remember the first email you sent me had a joke about Ansel Adams in it, except I thought you were being serious & almost corrected you, but then I realized my mistake at the last minute. If I hadn't caught myself you probably would have thought I was really dumb & now we wouldn't be friends.

veganinja July 1 2005, 23:08:03 UTC

Yeah. Good thing I didn't think you were really dumb and not be friends with you...

( ... )

benthic July 1 2005, 23:54:47 UTC

Thanks, Callis. I know I can always count on you to make me feel like a worthwhile human being.

veganinja July 2 2005, 02:03:07 UTC

You sound like a fucking girl.

You know I love you, Fusan. If I took everything you say to/about me seriously, I'd have killed myself aeons ago. I'm still hurting over that "12-year-old eunuch" thing (and notice I haven't shaved since?).

benthic July 3 2005, 01:08:33 UTC

You're never going to get over that, are you? I don't even remember saying it. Are you sure you didn't just make it up in an attempt to guilt-trip me?

veganinja July 3 2005, 21:31:58 UTC

Well, this is the first time you've ever said that, in almost 3 years since I last shaved my whole face. So either you did say it and then forgot your cruelty, or you didn't say it, it was believable enough that you would so that no one challenged it for 3 years, and for that long you dishonestly took credit for it and didn't try to refute it.
The second option doesn't leave ya smellin' like a pack o' roses, buddy.

benthic July 3 2005, 21:52:34 UTC

What! I have definitely denied it before. It's just that nobody pays attention to me so I've kind of given up.

veganinja July 4 2005, 02:08:54 UTC

Maybe if you didn't always go around likening people to 12-year-old eunuchs, more people would listen to you.

benthic July 4 2005, 06:29:24 UTC

Maybe I'm just a bad person. That's clearly what we're getting at here.

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