Jun 24, 2004 22:49
I took one of my dogs for a long walk earlier, and guess who I saw up the street.
Give up?
Two Tibetan monks, and one of them was a midget.
And I don't mean short. Mofo was a goddamn midget.
I'm not shitting you. I know that sounds made up and/or a hallucination, but I know they were real because my dog sniffed the little one.