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May 23, 2004 03:09

If I ever make my own language, there's going to be a word in it for "white guys with shaved heads and goatees and pierced ears and expensive sunglasses who sometimes but not always wear Timberland boots and have tribal tattoos." Seriously, you know those guys? I always see them when I go to Chipotle, but they're really everywhere.

These cicadas are seriously unimpressive. Every time I go outside (which isn't that often lolz), I see them falling off trees, flopping around on their backs, and dying. Sometimes they right themselves and fly, but it looks like they suck at flying too, and just sort of meander around. There are way more of them on the ground, floundering around or dead, than there are flying or eating or doing anything else worthwhile. They pretty much suck at life. The only thing they're good for is making a cool, synthesizer-like sound.

Luckily, my super-duper friend Dennis brought me cool things to borrow, like Taxi Driver and Blade Runner (I suck for not having seen them- they're like the Black Flag and Sonic Youth of movies) and the complete T. Rex/Marc Bolan boxed set from the library, which makes me want to, you know, "ride a white swan."

Sorry this entry sucked. If you want time-travelling frog knights and robots and sorcery and shit, go play ChronoTrigger.
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