sorry amanda, shit happens........but hey its better than sitting through a game of soccer
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, itsfaerymagick (-5000 points). In February I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I turned sxecrow in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In August I gave greenday_182x0 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4246 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
vegancannibal