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Layer one:
Name: too many to name the main two are Rufus or Ralph
Birthdate: December 30, 1980 (yes i am that old)
Birthplace: a doctors hands, well once i popped out of my mom's well you know?
Hair Color: brownish, which i guess is my normal color, henh go figure.
Height: 5'3ish
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac sign: Capricorn (yea i know i can't spell)
Layer Two:
Your Heritage: Scotts-Irish, German, Cherokee, English, Irish Redneck (if you dont get it then ask)
The shoes you wore today: dead babbies
Your weakness: cryptonite
Your fears: reality in it self
Your perfect pizza: LaRosas
Goal you'd like to achieve: actually finally fucking graduate from college, and a few other random meaningless things
Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: haven't been on aim in a while so i really couldnt tell you. but i am sure the people i talk to would know better than i
Your thoughts when you first wake up: where the fuck are my pants?
Your best physical feature: my bodacious ta ta's
Your bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your most missed memory: i dont have memories of my childhood or certain parts of my life. whole years and chunks of my life are a blur. all the trouble shannon morton and i used to cause. sadly as much as i hated her farah for some odd reason.
Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: Jones
McDonalds or Burger King: Skyline Chili
Single or group dates: Orgies
Adidas or Nike: Converse
Lipton Ice tea or Nestea: viagra
Chocolate or vanilla: strawberry fields
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee and make it thick and black, which is just how i like my men.
Layer Five:
Smoke: cock? no, what do i look like a dirty Commie
Cuss: what the fuck are you trying to say that i have no fucking morals you stupid piece of shit. why i ought to come over there and kick your no good, sorry ass you fucking cunt rag...
Sing: only when i am naked in public
Take a shower everyday: whats a shower?
Do you think you've been in love? sadly yes
Want to go to college: what again? no ive allready been and quit my fair share of times.......i'm just kidding people i am going to finish my education dont worry...
Liked high school? no not really but the drugs helped
Want to get married: yea at some point if the time is right
Believe in yourself: what else have i got to belive in
Get motion sickness: only when i breath
Think you're attractive: Fuck yea, i am a sexy beast. you should see me in a thong
Think you're a health freak: HaHAhA thats funny.
Get along with your parents? was Hitler a good cook.
Play an instrument: only the skin flute, trombone, and various other instruments but all not really that well but hey its the thought that counts. right?
Layer six:
In the past month:
Drank alcohol? not since ive been home, we cant have alcohol in the house anymore
Smoked: come on can we cut past the forplay. are we going to fuck or what, b/c frankly you are wasting bot of our times...
Done a drug: legal or ileagal??? what are we talking about here, give me details
Gone on a date: do 14 year old alter boys count
Gone to the mall? no i fucking hate the mall, it scares me to death.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? yea it makes you teeth look like youve eaten shit
Eaten sushi: no just human thogh
Been on stage: life is a stage
Been dumped: No but i took a huge gigantic dumb right before i started filling out this form.
Gone skating: not since the winter of '45
Made homemade cookies: no but i made special brownies
Gone skinny dipping: yea, i am surprized i didnt die from jumping in the lake?
Dyed your hair: no. b/c its still gowning out not quite long enough
Stolen anything: NO, who do you think i am, i mean i have morals and all. why on earth would rufus seal anything? haha yea you got me of course i have. HOZ to the max motherfuckers (no of you probably get if b/c i dont know if any of you were involved, but it was mad fun and fucking funny as shit)
Layer Seven:
Ever:
Played a game that required the removal of clothing: yea its called sex
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: so that explains the childs support letters i keep receiving? ayeh its all comming back to me now
Been caught 'doing something': all the time, this one time.....
Been called a tease: no im just a slut
Gotten beaten up: yea i got the shit kicked out of me when i was younger all the time
Shoplifted: didnt i allready answer this question.
Changed who you were to fit in: why would i do that
Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: well seeing as i am like a fucking senior citizen now hopefull in the next lifetime
Numbers and names of Children: well i should pass on the family name if its a boy and call him Ralph Clay Swann IV, but if its a girl i am willing to call her taht as well. but in ally seriousness i would call him or her IV (sounds like ivy) but looks like the roman numerals. that or i would call them SIT and Dildo...
Describe your dream wedding: we get married
Where do you want to go to college: i have not a clue seeing as i am in college allready
What do you want to be when you grow up: a Junkie, you know why b/c no one ever says they what to be a junkie when they grow up. well i am finally standing up for what i believe i want to be that guy. i want to be a junkie.
What country would you most like to visit? Iceland
Layer Nine:
In a girl? warm like moist cottage cheese
Best eye color? Blue!
Best hair color: Red, b/c redheads are crazzy and smart but they are still crazzzy
Short or long: Long!
Height: Tall!
Best weight: Hot!
Best articles of clothing: Nothing!
Best first date location: getting to know each other the in's and out's
Best first kiss location: 69
Layer 10:
Number of drugs taken illegally: does snorting coke off of a hyperdemic neddle that is hanging out of a junkies forskin cout? b/c if not then i am not quite sure....but really what do you mean taken illegaly do you mean number or illegal drugs have i taken? lots mainly, but not herion...unless x counts
Number of people I could trust with my life: 2, if that
Number of CD's I own: just number of cd's or number of albums as in LP's (records of all kind), phonographs, cd's etc. just cds 500+, counting my records 1,000+ eaisly so most likely around 1,500
Piercings: only my heart
Tattoos: no, but i want a full body tattoo of my self to scale on my body
Scars: plenty of them from all the stupid shit i have done, the big one of where the branch cut through my arm has heald and is gone away from where i dove off the second story in jordan center
Number of things in my past that I regret: too many to count, actually i dont regret them, i prob should but i dont b/c they have shaped me into the fine law abiding cittizen that i am today
Name: too many to name the main two are Rufus or Ralph
Birthdate: December 30, 1980 (yes i am that old)
Birthplace: a doctors hands, well once i popped out of my mom's well you know?
Hair Color: brownish, which i guess is my normal color, henh go figure.
Height: 5'3ish
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac sign: Capricorn (yea i know i can't spell)
Layer Two:
Your Heritage: Scotts-Irish, German, Cherokee, English, Irish Redneck (if you dont get it then ask)
The shoes you wore today: dead babbies
Your weakness: cryptonite
Your fears: reality in it self
Your perfect pizza: LaRosas
Goal you'd like to achieve: actually finally fucking graduate from college, and a few other random meaningless things
Layer Three:
Your most overused phrase on AIM: haven't been on aim in a while so i really couldnt tell you. but i am sure the people i talk to would know better than i
Your thoughts when you first wake up: where the fuck are my pants?
Your best physical feature: my bodacious ta ta's
Your bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your most missed memory: i dont have memories of my childhood or certain parts of my life. whole years and chunks of my life are a blur. all the trouble shannon morton and i used to cause. sadly as much as i hated her farah for some odd reason.
Layer Four:
Pepsi or Coke: Jones
McDonalds or Burger King: Skyline Chili
Single or group dates: Orgies
Adidas or Nike: Converse
Lipton Ice tea or Nestea: viagra
Chocolate or vanilla: strawberry fields
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee and make it thick and black, which is just how i like my men.
Layer Five:
Smoke: cock? no, what do i look like a dirty Commie
Cuss: what the fuck are you trying to say that i have no fucking morals you stupid piece of shit. why i ought to come over there and kick your no good, sorry ass you fucking cunt rag...
Sing: only when i am naked in public
Take a shower everyday: whats a shower?
Do you think you've been in love? sadly yes
Want to go to college: what again? no ive allready been and quit my fair share of times.......i'm just kidding people i am going to finish my education dont worry...
Liked high school? no not really but the drugs helped
Want to get married: yea at some point if the time is right
Believe in yourself: what else have i got to belive in
Get motion sickness: only when i breath
Think you're attractive: Fuck yea, i am a sexy beast. you should see me in a thong
Think you're a health freak: HaHAhA thats funny.
Get along with your parents? was Hitler a good cook.
Play an instrument: only the skin flute, trombone, and various other instruments but all not really that well but hey its the thought that counts. right?
Layer six:
In the past month:
Drank alcohol? not since ive been home, we cant have alcohol in the house anymore
Smoked: come on can we cut past the forplay. are we going to fuck or what, b/c frankly you are wasting bot of our times...
Done a drug: legal or ileagal??? what are we talking about here, give me details
Gone on a date: do 14 year old alter boys count
Gone to the mall? no i fucking hate the mall, it scares me to death.
Eaten an entire box of Oreos? yea it makes you teeth look like youve eaten shit
Eaten sushi: no just human thogh
Been on stage: life is a stage
Been dumped: No but i took a huge gigantic dumb right before i started filling out this form.
Gone skating: not since the winter of '45
Made homemade cookies: no but i made special brownies
Gone skinny dipping: yea, i am surprized i didnt die from jumping in the lake?
Dyed your hair: no. b/c its still gowning out not quite long enough
Stolen anything: NO, who do you think i am, i mean i have morals and all. why on earth would rufus seal anything? haha yea you got me of course i have. HOZ to the max motherfuckers (no of you probably get if b/c i dont know if any of you were involved, but it was mad fun and fucking funny as shit)
Layer Seven:
Ever:
Played a game that required the removal of clothing: yea its called sex
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: so that explains the childs support letters i keep receiving? ayeh its all comming back to me now
Been caught 'doing something': all the time, this one time.....
Been called a tease: no im just a slut
Gotten beaten up: yea i got the shit kicked out of me when i was younger all the time
Shoplifted: didnt i allready answer this question.
Changed who you were to fit in: why would i do that
Layer Eight:
Age you hope to be married: well seeing as i am like a fucking senior citizen now hopefull in the next lifetime
Numbers and names of Children: well i should pass on the family name if its a boy and call him Ralph Clay Swann IV, but if its a girl i am willing to call her taht as well. but in ally seriousness i would call him or her IV (sounds like ivy) but looks like the roman numerals. that or i would call them SIT and Dildo...
Describe your dream wedding: we get married
Where do you want to go to college: i have not a clue seeing as i am in college allready
What do you want to be when you grow up: a Junkie, you know why b/c no one ever says they what to be a junkie when they grow up. well i am finally standing up for what i believe i want to be that guy. i want to be a junkie.
What country would you most like to visit? Iceland
Layer Nine:
In a girl? warm like moist cottage cheese
Best eye color? Blue!
Best hair color: Red, b/c redheads are crazzy and smart but they are still crazzzy
Short or long: Long!
Height: Tall!
Best weight: Hot!
Best articles of clothing: Nothing!
Best first date location: getting to know each other the in's and out's
Best first kiss location: 69
Layer 10:
Number of drugs taken illegally: does snorting coke off of a hyperdemic neddle that is hanging out of a junkies forskin cout? b/c if not then i am not quite sure....but really what do you mean taken illegaly do you mean number or illegal drugs have i taken? lots mainly, but not herion...unless x counts
Number of people I could trust with my life: 2, if that
Number of CD's I own: just number of cd's or number of albums as in LP's (records of all kind), phonographs, cd's etc. just cds 500+, counting my records 1,000+ eaisly so most likely around 1,500
Piercings: only my heart
Tattoos: no, but i want a full body tattoo of my self to scale on my body
Scars: plenty of them from all the stupid shit i have done, the big one of where the branch cut through my arm has heald and is gone away from where i dove off the second story in jordan center
Number of things in my past that I regret: too many to count, actually i dont regret them, i prob should but i dont b/c they have shaped me into the fine law abiding cittizen that i am today