Vegan potlucks ftw! Sketchy-ass mofos...not so much.
My stomach is going to explode. I just gorged myself on BBQ seitan, stuffed mushrooms, mac and “cheese,” falafel, pizza, apple crisp, cookies, peanut butter fudge, etc. Oh god... Okay, I really only sampled them (well, not the fudge), but still. Gotta love the holidays.
Anway, tonight I discovered that:
-I really, really suck at small talk.
-Helen Keller does NOT always win in Apples to Apples.
-When a guy in his late 30's/early 40's asks, “You're pretty cute. How old are you...19?” ...LEAVE. I hate sketchballs.