Eric the Unready: Episode 2 Princesses and Copy Protection
Soooo, it's been forever since I posted more of Eric the Unready. Sorry about that, but I haven't had internet in months and I take too long doing these to go to the public library which has an hour limit on the use of their comps >(. So I'm back and ready to give you some more of our goffy knight :D!
Haha, If you remember from my last post I missed the scene between this because I'm lame :B.
Worthy of what?
This road doesn't lead anywhere else :[
Uh, that's not such a great idea...
Troth? Doesn't that mean pledge or something? Eric did you pledge to always smell good :B?
I'll just buy a new one tomorrow anyways =DDD. Picking up filthy hobos is my hobby!
Haha, I imagine him saying it with a far away look in his eyes like he has gone through a huge battle :D.
I'm sure you've heard of my heroic deeds =B.
Awwww, Eric angst :<.
Hehe, peacock knights showing off their beautiful feathers! Oh look! I caught the string moving for once :D!
Thanks, but can you stop oozing on my floor? D:
*Boots Eric out the door*
Ewww, rusted poop armor D:.
Me and my over eager screen caps :B.
Hey wait! Take me with yooooouu!
Hint hint you know what that means.
Haha XD Only Eric knows why!
Squire: "God why did I get stuck with you hurry up your so slow >[."
Eric: :B?
This might come in handy later :D.
Time to explore!
Very might indeed :B.
Wait!! I'm not finished!!! ; A ;
Lol, old people are great :DDD. Also, I found out just now that a hibachi is a japanese grill, so I must have seemed crazy talking to it ID.
Let's talk to the old guys :DDD!
O_o Why exactly where they carrying lead weights? Was it some kind of training that all the kids used to have to go through? That's tough, old man Jenkins.
Mmmm~ the flavor of greaves :B.
Haha, is this cameo everywhere?
"Whippersnapper!"
Who ID?
XDDD killed by a dragon fart. Why would you even want to strike the killing blow under there?!
Then we would get the nickname stumpy and get rocks thrown at us >[
Can you tell that I just like listening to the old guys ramble?
Here's how you get to the screen with all the conversation options if you were wondering. If you weren't oh well, look at it anyways! :D
Got to see what everyone thinks of me! :D
They're called anus dwelling butt monkeys, thank you very much >B.
I didn't know they taught you that at knight school *badump ching* =BBB.
Then who keeps sticking my hand in warm water while I'm sleeping IB?
Personal Endangerment is my middle name :D. Eric Personal Endangerment the Unready at your service!
Oh noes, it the guy who doesn't think I'm pretty enough D:
What a time limit D:
No one's rooting for her in this room I see...
That's quite the dowry
I decided this just a moments before I entered the room is what he means :D
*gasp* I won? I really won?! *has beauty pagent moment*
How exactly do you manage to get chickens up a cow's butt? o_o I'm curious yet at the same time I don't even want to know...
Haha, those old guys are true to their word :DD.
Lol, I just love little stories like this =D.
Damn, I thought it would look great in my apartment :(
*Planing my darring theft of the holy grill*
"He was killed instantly. The student got great practice though :D."
The grill, it taunts me >[.
*gnaws at the case*
I don't know why but this line really amuses me XD
I like how Eric comes into the game with his own experiences and is willing to refuse you... I like being refused for some reason :B. It makes it more fun/fustrating <3.
Ah, finally figured out how to move out of the room. That star like thing at top is how you more from place to place.
XDDD ... KInd of surprised by the use of ass in the joke. Eric the Unready struck me as a bit of a kids game, but maybe that's just me?
If I ever get money in this game I'm sure going to be bugging the hell out of you :DD.
Hey, why don't I just start bugging you now?
>[ Cheapskate.
"I'm a bard, I don't have to take this crap I<."
Lol, I just imagine Ponce getting more and more >[ and muttering to himself as I keep bugging him :DDD.
Wth, Eric? Who has gray legs? XD
Now he's just staring at you :I and wondering how to get you to stop asking him all these questions.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, ERIC. Damn, now I want to steal Ponce and make him my personal bard/slave :D.
ARGH!! Why can't I steal everything I want to steal?! I can't help but chuckle at Ponce's jokes. So cheezy XD
I find the satellite dish funny Idk :B.
I check the newspaper only to find it's filled with LIES. FILTHY, FILTHY LIES.
Yup yup we're fine, the pig's a little unhappy though :D.
*Shudders and doesn't comment*
"We have nothing to fight about anymore :DDD!"
Bilbo: >O!!!!
This made me laugh so hard XD
Behold.......THE SPOON!!! It can yours for only a moderate price of 200 dreckles!!
(Wait, where do I know dreckles from??? It just instantly poped into my mind when I thought of currency...)
Must obsessively examine everything! *foams at the mouth*
I think I got a little lazzy with the screen caps about here ID
:BBB HAR HAR HAR
My squire just seems to be bossy :DDD *wonders if my squire will show up later* GOD I'M ALREADY ATTACHED TO MY SQUIRE WITH NO NAME AND PONCE. I NEED HELP DDDD:
I DIDN'T TOUCH THAT PIG I'LL KILL YOU!!! Pleeeeaase believe me D:!! (Lol, Dave Chapelle ID)
I just like that farewell Idk :B.
Yay! Points! I think I'll stick to this stratergy of bug everyone and take everything
Now let's move on to bugging the guard :D!
What's this? A secret tryst? Y/Y?
:BBB
Lol, Eric's not very good at being crafty XD.
":DDD?"
"No >[."
This guard is a tough nut to crack, but I'll get you yet >D!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOD THIS GUARD IS MADE OF WIN FOR ME :DDD
Come ooooonn, I'll be your best friend!! Pleeeeeaasee??
Guess I got bored of bugging the guard and tried to steal me a new table :D
Made my way back to Ponce because his jokes cheer me up <3
"Hi Ponce :DDD!"
"Oh great he's back again >C."
I head west and... Yay! Found the armoury!
I like Giovanni's accent a lot; Italian accents are so much fun :D. Also the little paranthases is saying the truth, but who really wants to waste time like that? I did! So I tried it a few times before I went and got the answers from the site I downloaded Eric the Unready. Here's the list of answers if you're interested in playing the game for yourselves :D. (Also, there's some misspellings but I don't want to change them in case somehow I manage to mess everything up.)
Gorget - 16
Cuirass - 1
Tasset - 99B
Poleyn - 25
Sabaton - 6E
Helmet - 14
Pauldron - 5
Cuisse - Brown
Greave - 22
Gautlet - Gothic
You only need to give this info only once, which I guess is a good thing :D.
So I enter everything in and I get... a cloak? I don't have a week, Giovanni!!
But I put on cloak anyways to find the last wearer left me a little present. What could it be?
Rats, only one bean :(. Oh well, better put that away for now.
Guess I'll end things here for now :D. I'll get up the next part soon! Till next time <3!