Actual Irish Times headline
The full story is registration only, so I made up my own:
"Pedestrian hit by wheel of truck dies in Limerick"
An Irishman walking was struck
By the wheel of an oncoming truck
He's lucky, you'd feel
For it was just the wheel
But no luck, he's as dead as a duck.
"Pedestrian hit by wheel of truck dies in Limerick"
An Irishman walking was struck
By the wheel of an oncoming truck
He's lucky, you'd feel
For it was just the wheel
But no luck, he's as dead as a duck.