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How Much Are You Worth
To the Rail Tracer?
(Prices subject to immediate and wild fluctuation.)
$95,455,000,000
Firo Prochainezo
It's nice having my childhood buddy around, what a card, that mook!
He also thinks killing a high up Martillo would be pretty expensive work.
$60,000,084,100
Tavros Nitram
That poor kid, he's dying of polio, come on, take him to ballgame or somethin'.
His price would drop significantly if he didn't have polio or a wheelchair, but Vino's feelings would not.
Lambo Bovino
Child gangsters all over this place... Ahh, at least let em grow up if you ain't rich.
Lambo's price will drop with age.
The Swordsman
Him? Real burly guy, strong chin, tall and dark? Sure, I can take him.
Price would be lower, but he thinks they really made a connection. They could probably be friends, he thinks.
$17,000,000,299
Crona
This kid's never even seen a circus! He's got such a good throw, too, can't I wait a bit?!
The prices of his friends are pretty high, especially when his friends seem harmless and tick off his enemies.
$7,500,000
Natalia L. K. Lanvaldear
Ah, it's the boss! She's teaching me about being a pharmacist, are you insane?
He is a fan of midieval fantasy drama and would rather see somebody else do it so he could be a hero and save her (for about $310).
Izaya Orihara
Ahh... Well... You can make installments if you want.
He'd really accept any price, and probably ask something like "Well, how much do you have?"
Akane Awakusu
Jeeze, listen, that kid's had a hard life. If you pay, you should know I'm coming for you next.
He absolutely despises turning on people that trust him, but he'd be over it quick.
Black Rock Shooter
The girl with the flaming eye... You know, I hope this job is fun.
He senses something tough about her. That, and he admires her sensibilities.
$5,000,000
Tsunayoshi Sawada
So you want that wimpy innocent child mobster dead? What are you, stupid or just weak?
The cost of torture would be significantly higher, but he can't charge too much for business.
Terezi Pyrope
I don't know a lot about alien biology so you'll have to pay for study and whatnot.
Her cost would be lower if she had eyes but not by a whole lot.
Snake
The scales kid? Come on, he's nice, and that Boswell guy is hilarious! Have you ever..?
He would charge a whole lot more if he knew Snake was a fellow performer in a circus.
$925,000
Death the Kid
That guy? Hmmm... Well, sure, I guess so. This world's a bit cruel for him anyway.
The price would be much higher if Kid were able to overcome his OCD.
Ciel Phantomhive
Ah, this kid hasn't even given me work yet! I at least wanted to wait that long...
If he knew how tough Sebastian was he'd probably jack the price up, but maybe not.
Rachel Alucard
That old lady with a doll face, right? You got some weird taste, but I guess I get it.
He's onto the fact that she's something different, so he's not about to undercharge.
$450,000
Raki
Well, he did hire me, but I don't think his head's quite there. Got the cash?
Price would be a lot lower if Raki was making a bar instead of an inn.
Lina Inverse
Oh, the redheaded witch! Sure, I know her, she's a real hoot!
He would ponder charging market rate, that is until he remembered her cool magic.
Shizuo Heiwajima
Poor blondie... Hey, do you know what you just did to that nice fellow? You should be ashamed.
Price would be much higher if he knew about Shizzy's super strength and super modesty.
Pongo the Delivery Boy
Aw, jeeze. Hold on, let me ask him to deliver somethin for me first- Are you sure...?
He doesn't like killing kids, but recognizes the market saturation a delivery boy can give.
Bernie
Hey, dragons are pretty strong, you know. Hope you've got a deep wallet, pal.
Likewise, he doesn't like killing animals, especially if they can talk. He figures poachers are too wimpy to get to him.
Belphegor
The prince? Aw, jeeze, you're deep into this stuff... Can't say I blame you.
He can see the appeal in killing a prince. Price would be higher if he knew Bel was a mobster.
Gokudera Hayato
Well, one less Italian on the streets is one less loose cannon, I guess...
He actually thinks Gokudera is a pretty cool guy, and needs to return his dynamite.
Takeshi Yamamoto
Sheesh, didn't even play ball with the guy yet. That's sort of depressing.
Come on, the kid knows Babe Ruth! Well, then again, so do lots of people.
Leoben Conroy
Ohh, that freaky fortune teller! Sure, I suppose, I was hoping to wait, though.
He wants to see how good the dude is at finding patterns, and he wonders what patterns he himself has.
MARKET RATE OF $15,000
Everybody else he's spoken to at Splendor
So, you want somebody dead?
Whether kind to him or cruel to him, people aren't much more than scenery to Claire. It's nothing personal, you just haven't stood out to him yet. It's basically the difference between the Grand Canyon and a scenic desert. Also, he's already worked out inflation for his market value.
If you can't pay the fee, he'll think of something.
(You might not like it.)