Peaceful Morning - ReixRuki
Title : Peaceful Morning
Chapters : Oneshoot
Author : veechuu
Genre : Crack. (WHY I can’t write SERIOUS drama ?)
Warnings : Bad English. Random story 8D
Rating : PG13
Pairings : ReitaxRuki, UruhaxAoi
Synopsis : Morning-argument Ruki and Reita have. They’re augmenting about tea, nose and so on.
Comments : This is random conversation which popped out from my mind XD I really like writing crack and mean Ruki XD Ruki is so cuuuuteeee, right? X3 He’s the prince of nista lol
Disclaimer : I own Reita’s chest just like I own Gaga’s thigh. I don’t own them.
“Ohayou….” I say as I enter studio room.
“Ohayou, Ruki-chan!” Aoi says but he doesn’t bother to left his guitar and greet me properly.
“Konichiwa, Ru.” Uruha say. Does he drunk? He sits across Aoi by the way.
“Ohayou babe.” Reita says lightly. And believe me, my eyes ball almost puck out because of him.
“…………………” I’m speechless.
Uruha and Aoi turn their heads into Reita’s direction.
“What? I’m just kidding. Haha.” Reita says emotionless.
Uruha snorts and start to play his guitar again, but I can see him mouth something like, “Badass noseless.” I really agree with what he mouths.
I walk in and sat beside Reita. He’s playing with his bass. Um… Don’t you think badass and bass have some connection? I mean the pun is really clicked. BAdaSS and BASS. Hmph! Bass is really suit him!
I was about to take his tea when he shouted at me.
“Ruki, don’t.”
“Why?”
“It’s strawberry tea.”
I blink. Oh maaaan~ You know I hate strawberry and you STILL buy strawberry! You are stingy!
“You bought it so I can’t take it from you, right?”
“I just want to save my money.”
“Rei, you are stingy!”
“That’s because you alwayssssss drink up my tea EVERYDAY!”
“Am I anyone for you?”
“Well….”
“Oh, forget our dinner tonight.”
“Hey!!”
“Forget our hang out this weekend. Forget I will sleepover at your apartment tonight. Forg-“
“OKAY! I’ll buy black tea for you! Satisfy?”
“Just today?”
“Everyday.”
“Good boy! ^^”
He snorts. “Jerk.”
“Bitch.”
“Gay.”
“Aren’t you the same? Mr. Oh-my-God-he-looks-so-straight-but-you-know-what-he-always-tries-to-grab-Rukis-Oh-Gosh-so-sexy-ass. ”
“No, I’m not.”
“………………………”
“You’re noseless weirdo.” I say.
“Tell me you hate my nose.”
“I hate your nose.”
“……………”
“HAHA! I win again! You can’t beat me, NOSELESS!”
“Call me noseless as much as you want and let’s see do you still like me or not.”
“………………”
“HAHA! YOU ARE SPEECHLESS NOW!”
“Oh fuck off…”
I roll my eyes. I hate lose. I hate being loser. I hate him.
“Ru….. Are you angry?”
“………….” I will not answer you question, NOSELESS!
“I’m sorry, okay?”
“…………..”
“Hey….. Come on….. I’ll pay all bills okay?”
“…………..”
“I’ll be supeeer nice to Koron….. Okay?”
“Seriously?”
“Yeaaah! I’ll love him as much as I love Keiji!”
“That’s good…”
“Yeah…” He pats my head but I shove off his hand. “I’m not a dog, don’t pat my head.”
He chuckles, urrghhhhhh I hate to admit it. But, don’t you think his chuckle sound so sexy?
“You.Are.Cute!” he pinches my cheek
“I.Am.Not.Cute.”
“Hahahahaha, I love you Ru!”
“I hate you, Rei.”
“AHAHAHA I love you more!”
“………………”
Sometime I think Reita has lost his ears….. He never listens to me ==’ He knows I HATE him when he’s calling me CUTE. Please~ I know I’m SO ADORABLE, but I’m not cute like hello kitty or Hani-senpai….. come on, I’m not that kind of person! I speak like A MAN not like fake-lolita! My voice is WAAAAAYYY~ manlier than him! ==! Okay, my dress isn’t manly, but, voice is enough, RIGHT?
“Baby..”
“Who’s ‘baby’?”
“Errrrr……” He scratches his back of his head. “You?”
“I’m not a chick. BABY.”
“But…. you look like a chick….” He says innocencely.
“Reita, you know what? Now, I officially cancel my plan to sleepover in your place due to BAD mouth you have.”
“Wha-what? B-but..”
“YOU really SHOULD UNDERSTAND that I’M NOT A CHICK who has BIG breast and lovely voice.”
“But, you have in……….”
“You dare to say it, I’ll kick your ass right now, right here.” I glare at him murderously.
“O-okay….”
We close our mouth. I take a pen and paper from table and start to draw things randomly, while he’s back playing his bass silently. I take a glance at Aoi’s and Uruha’s direction, they seem sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo friendly today. They chat, smile and laugh silently. Sometime I can see shade of pink in Aoi cheeks, um, maybe Uruha is praising him…… They are lovely.
So lovely.
………..
Hey, ‘lovely’ word and UruhaxAoi doesn’t match, right? There’s something wrong here…….. Was I missing something while I had stupid argument with Mr. Oh-my-God-So-Gay? Oh right, Mr.OMG-So-Gay is me. He’s Mr.OMG-So-Straight. We’re opposite, right? I still don’t get it why the hell he likes me.
“Goood Morning minna-san!” Kai and Sakai enter the room happily.
I just murmur low ‘ohayou’ so do the others, but I can see Uruha and Aoi smile happily. They’re really in mood to smile. So not Aoi. So not Uruha. Weird.
Kai walks into me and Rei’s sofa and sits bouncily. But he doesn’t say a word for minutes.
“My mum is pregnant. I’ll have a brother!” Kai says.
‘WHAT!?!?!” We shout out in same time.
THIS IS THE MOST PEACEFUL MORNING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
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Please bear with my random-ness 8D I hope you like it! YAY! I also hope you have a peaceful morning like Ruki has! *slaps*