In your face, Bella

[veeann]

I quite like the Twilight books, I admit. They read like fanfiction so why wouldn't I? Even so, until today, I've never read a Twilight fic. Never even looked. But when I stumbled on to an awesome Jacob/Edward one shot written by marguerite_26 I decided it couldn't hurt. Well it did in a way... Cause now all I can think of is finding a fic in which Jacob and Edward fall madly in love and Bella is left standing there going like "Wait, what?". Bella is my least favourite Twilight character, she irritates me to no end. So I really, really, really want to read a scene in which she's all "Oh, Edward, you're so wonderful! Way to good for me... Blah, blah, blah..." and Edward is all "You know what? You have a point. So I'll just go hit that hot piece of teenage werewolf ass if you don't mind. You don't, you? After all you're always first in the sacrificial line...". Oh how I want that....
Please make my day and yell me it exists somewhere over the rainbow out there....