why do I do these things
I would think it cool to be able to turn kittens into lasers so long as I could turn them back.
My knee has stopped hurting so damn much. I can bend down to the floor and not have someone help me up.
I have started managing my 401K account more actively. I have been missing out on a lot of gains due to unwise investment in bonds that are barely beating inflation. My goal(so long as the stock market doesn't take a dump) is to have $14K by the end of the year. God that sounds so "grown up".
I got a new guy in my department yesterday and I showed him how to do everything once and he just picked up and started working. What's more is that he did everything as near perfect as I could hope for. Hooray for smart people and good workers.
Dale bought a new shower head the other day. No more sudden explosions in the shower! I've never had a massaging shower head before.