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[ve_gone]

[ Hey route guys? What has awesome musical talent, a great everything and no idea where the hell he just woke up thanks to a hiatus-induced glitch thingy?  Spoilers: it's this guy. And he's in an alleyway in Goldenrod City because that is the height of rock star class. Passed out in an alley. Though if you listen then you'll hear him getting back

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[audio]

[sharkfoodbound]

Classy.

I guess you could just, I dunno, buy cigarettes if you need a smoke so badly. Unless your money disappeared while you were sleeping.

[audio]

[ve_gone]

Clearly, I'm a paragon of class. I'm a rock star after all.

And I'm not exactly sure where I am right now so even if buying them for myself wasn't totally uncool, which it so is, then I wouldn't be able to do that - get it?

[audio]

[sharkfoodbound]

Sure you could, if you took a look around and figured out a way to the next store. Unless you're just too damn dumb for that, then you'd have to do something decidedly less cool and ask for directions.

[audio]

[ve_gone]

Dude vegans aren't dumb and psychics are hella smart. I'll look around though. Thanks, tool.

So who the hell are you anyway?

[audio]

[sharkfoodbound]

My name is Squalo. And do you have one, or should I just call you idiot?

[audio]

[ve_gone]

I've got a name, dude. I'm Todd Ingram and, if you're not one of the many idiots around this place? Then you've probably totally heard of me.

[ Well have you heard of him, Squalo? ]

[audio]

[sharkfoodbound]

Can't say I have. But then, if waking up in the gutter somewhere is your idea of the aftermath of a good time, I don't see what part of your reputation is worth me hearing of it.

[ LOL NOPE. ]

[audio] Woops sorry for the late tag

[ve_gone]

Dude that's part of the rock star lifestyle. You probably just don't get it. I can't say I'm surprised at all.

[ B| ]

But the part that's worth hearing about is the fact that I'm a rock star. Maybe you should, you know, remember that? Especially if you're some loser tool douchebag with nothing going on in his life. Know what I mean?

[audio] '>> I'm just as late. No worries.

[sharkfoodbound]

See, I just think a fun time is a lot more fun if you can actually remember what went down. And hey, if you're a rockstar in whatever shithole you crawled out of, that's good for you, really, but you're not making a damn thing of it here, are yooouu?

[audio] \o\

[ve_gone]

I didn't crawl out of anywhere; I don't remember how I got here in the first place.

And it doesn't matter if I haven't done anything here; I'm still a rock star. You just don't get it. Like most people here.

[ Nobody here understands! ]