What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?
Ahh, Samuel Beckett humor is my favorite kind of humor.
So this semester really kicked my ass. I mean hardcore pummeled my tushie with cleats. Hard to believe that in a week it will all be over. No more mint marketing, no more comm law, no more mathematic formulae I can't wrap my weenie brain around.
Finals are looming, but the actual classes have been tucked to sleep.
I feel weird. I should probably sleep, huh?
Pennsylvania was once a test market for Pepsi-Kona, a cola-coffee hybrid that was, pretty much, The Best Thing Ever. Unfortunately, Carly and I were not the whole of the test market - much to our chagrin - and Pepsi-Kona suffered a swift death by caffeine. Ahem. Eight years later (read: this week), Coke launched its new cola-coffee hybrid, Coke Blak. But... But... But I don't drink Coke! It's like they found out I was boycotting and devised the solitary thing that could potentially reel me back. Somewhere out there, an evil percolated professor is drumming his fingertips and "Excellent"-ing my distress. Brehh!
I bought a vacuum.
So this semester really kicked my ass. I mean hardcore pummeled my tushie with cleats. Hard to believe that in a week it will all be over. No more mint marketing, no more comm law, no more mathematic formulae I can't wrap my weenie brain around.
Finals are looming, but the actual classes have been tucked to sleep.
I feel weird. I should probably sleep, huh?
Pennsylvania was once a test market for Pepsi-Kona, a cola-coffee hybrid that was, pretty much, The Best Thing Ever. Unfortunately, Carly and I were not the whole of the test market - much to our chagrin - and Pepsi-Kona suffered a swift death by caffeine. Ahem. Eight years later (read: this week), Coke launched its new cola-coffee hybrid, Coke Blak. But... But... But I don't drink Coke! It's like they found out I was boycotting and devised the solitary thing that could potentially reel me back. Somewhere out there, an evil percolated professor is drumming his fingertips and "Excellent"-ing my distress. Brehh!
I bought a vacuum.