Further Goading
A midget walked up a mountain,
To the highest point it found,
And asked God, “What am I?”
God looked down from his cloud
And answered, “A very small man.”
The midget questioned, “A dwarf?”
God thought about it and replied,
“Yes, I suppose you are a dwarf,
I was trying to be polite.”
So the midget got up off of its knees
And was actually five-foot-seven.
God replied, “You know,
You just might be an average man.”
To the highest point it found,
And asked God, “What am I?”
God looked down from his cloud
And answered, “A very small man.”
The midget questioned, “A dwarf?”
God thought about it and replied,
“Yes, I suppose you are a dwarf,
I was trying to be polite.”
So the midget got up off of its knees
And was actually five-foot-seven.
God replied, “You know,
You just might be an average man.”