let's add nude model and song writer to my resume'

[vbeckham]

It seems the mansion sized playhouse we were having built for the boys is about to be demolished. Some nonsense about improper paperwork filed. I'm certain it was David's job to do that. Afterall, I am pregnant and can't be expected to do things like that. Especially since I need to spend time putting creams on my ever widing girth to keep supple. Afterall I am planning a UK version of Demi Moore's nakedness on the cover of Vanity Fair.

I do hope it helps in my latest pursuit. Writing songs for Britney and Christina and hoping one asks me to sing back up.