Man Fined For Removing David's Head

[vbeckham]

The man who lopped off David's head had his moment in court. It seems he wasn't a vandal at all. It seems he was instead a protestor who was so offended by the un-Christian display in the wax museum over Christmas, that he felt the most loving thing a God-fearing bloke could do was take a large sword of some sort, lop off David's small head and

Comments

[d_beckham]

I must say it is a bit disconcerting to have ones head removed. I'm wondering why he felt the need to carry it away if he removed it for religious reasons.

[vbeckham]

E-bay?

[d_beckham]

That was my thought. Next they will be blaming me for the incident if they aren't already.

[vbeckham]

Perhaps you paid him to do it for the publicity

[vbeckham]

Your father said just the other day the baby was Romeo. I do hope the two of you can work this out.

[d_beckham]

Yes, I'm sure it was Romeo.

[d_beckham]

Brookie if you continue trying to bribe us and/or threaten your brother we will have to take drastic measures.