BECAUSE I HAVE 2 FRIEND

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OK SO I HAVE TWO FRIENDS AT COLLEGE, LUCAS AND JESS. LUCAS LIKES JESS, AND JESS DON'T LIKE LUCAS LIKE THAT. WE WERE CHILLIN' TODAY AND LUCAS WENT TO GET SOME CARDS, AND JESS WAS ALL "YOU NEED TO KEEP LUCAS FROM HITTING ON ME." AND I WAS LIKE "OK YEA SURE."

SO THEN WE WERE ALL IN JESS'S ROOM AND SHE'S ALL OVER HIM. AND THEN I WAS LIKE "JESSICA WHAT THE HELL." AND SHE WAS ALL "I KNOW."

AND I ONLY HAVE TWO FRIENDS SO I OBVIOUSLY TELL LUCAS'S EVERYTHING THAT JESS SAYS, BECAUSE THATS WHAT GIRLS DO. SO NOW I'VE MAD LUCAS ALL MAD. AND I'M BASICALLY GOING INSANE. AND JESS CONFUSES ME TO THE EXTREME.

AND THAT IS THE END OF THE STORY