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Two contributions to the "Progress? What Progress?" meme. This in no way indicates that either of these will be finished.
Untitled HL/Alias crossover
Irina Derevko: You work for me now
Methos: Oh yes. There was something I liked about Russia. Beautiful women.
Sark: Hey!
Methos: You're cute. OK, I'll screw you too. Ooh... who's that?
Sark: Sydney. Irina's daugher. No.
Methos: Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Ooh.. and who's that?
Milo/Marshall: Do I have a purpose in this story other than comic relief?
Methos: Sure. Wait until we tell half the cast that they're all descended from you.
Milo/Marshall: Uh.. on second thought, comic relief sounds good.
Lectio Difficilior:
Sydney: So what was I doing for the last two years?
Jack: And why am I working with Sloane?
Irina: Why isn't Jack working with me?
Sloane: How did I pull this off?
Sark: Am I a deep cover British agent or not?
Sark and Sydney: Will we be sleeping together, and if so, who's going to tell Jack and Irina?
All: Are you ever going to finish this story?
::author runs and hides::
At least I know that the ficathon stories will get done someday.
Untitled HL/Alias crossover
Irina Derevko: You work for me now
Methos: Oh yes. There was something I liked about Russia. Beautiful women.
Sark: Hey!
Methos: You're cute. OK, I'll screw you too. Ooh... who's that?
Sark: Sydney. Irina's daugher. No.
Methos: Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Ooh.. and who's that?
Milo/Marshall: Do I have a purpose in this story other than comic relief?
Methos: Sure. Wait until we tell half the cast that they're all descended from you.
Milo/Marshall: Uh.. on second thought, comic relief sounds good.
Lectio Difficilior:
Sydney: So what was I doing for the last two years?
Jack: And why am I working with Sloane?
Irina: Why isn't Jack working with me?
Sloane: How did I pull this off?
Sark: Am I a deep cover British agent or not?
Sark and Sydney: Will we be sleeping together, and if so, who's going to tell Jack and Irina?
All: Are you ever going to finish this story?
::author runs and hides::
At least I know that the ficathon stories will get done someday.