I really love my
Pick Mattock. It's just so... efficient.
If you need me, I'll be digging holes in my backyard. Only this time, it's not for the dead hookers.
Edit: Some three hours later, while I still love my Pick Mattock, I'm really hating trenching. I'm going 18" down, 4" wide, and about 18 feet long. It didn't sound like much, and before I started digging, it certainly didn't look like much. I'm about two-thirds the way through and I can tell I'm going to be stupidly sore tomorrow. If only I had some sort of hydro-thermal-therapeutic device that could massage and relax my muscles... I suppose I could settle for a few beautiful women rubbing me down instead.