I've got the shirt situation covered

[vaxocentric]

Performing a quick inventory, I realized I have enough long-sleeve button-down dress shirts to wear a unique one every day for a month. I think I've got the shirt situation covered now. I'm pretty bad about buying dress shirts and ties. I love ties. I think they're classy, and look fantastic with a jacket. Unfortunately, the only time I ever wear one is during interviews, and that makes me a sad panda. Granted, between being required to always wear a tie to work versus never wearing one, I'd be inclined to vote the latter, largely due to reasons of efficiency. Oh, but how do I miss wearing my ties. Thankfully, I quit buying ties after only half-a-dozen or so, when I realized I never wear them. The shirt situation took a little bit longer.

Now I have to get that whole furniture issue handled. I feel like I should have some counseling time with Tyler Durden.

I'm feeling just as awful today as yesterday, and my ass is still sore. I really want a hot tub right now. How the hell did I get mono?