video;

[vaultstuck]

[What up Vatheon? Guess who's been holed up in his sweet as hell bar for this fish business?

And, uh, all the other business.

Spoiler it's Slick. Now, he is frowning at the SFC.]

Whole city's nothing but fucking morons. Can't say I'm surprised.

Nice job losing your heads, I guess. Sure isn't getting dull.

[Pause, another frown. Idly leaning on

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[prominence_glow]

[Lea is just.

Going to stare for a while. Accidentally tuned into crazy blackrom shenanigans when trying to reply and just what even.

There are young people about gosh what is wrong with you]

So, is this... Why am I fired again?

...Are you having girl troubles or something?

[vaultstuck]

[No Lea stop looking at that stop it oh fuck.

There is a lot wrong with them, for the record.]

Shut up.

And it's because I said so.

[Truly, a great boss.]

[prominence_glow]

[But it is so bizarre and horrifying he can't look away

and yes that was kind of obvious]

Uh huh... Since you've apparently already fired me, does that mean I can say whatever I want now?

[vaultstuck]

[Wow voyeur much!!!

Anyway, a pause.]

Do what you want.

[prominence_glow]

[Gosh exhibitionist much!]

Awesome.

Slickster. [Lea regrets nothing, this has been a fulfilling life] Big Boss Slick. Slickadoodle. Mister Slick.

[vaultstuck]

[No they are just stupid!!

And.

Oh my god, Lea he is going to stab you in places you didn't know existed.]

What the fuck do you think you're doing. Shut up.

[prominence_glow]

But you're not my boss anymore, Slickmeister. And your name is really fun.

Seriously.

Slickaphone. I think I could do this all day.

[vaultstuck]

[This is a noise of incoherent rage. QUIT IT!!]

There's something wrong with you. Let me fix it.

With a knife.

[prominence_glow]

[no your face can quit it]

Calm down, Super Seismic Slick. Just relax. Learn to live a little.

Because I like having knives away from me.

[vaultstuck]

[no!!!!!!!!!]

What does that even mean -- I'm going to stab you in the mouth.

[prominence_glow]

Which part, super or seismic?

And I'll pass, thanks. I don't want a piercing.

[that is not what he meant and Lea knows it OH WELL]

[vaultstuck]

It'll pierce, alright. Probably better if you hold still.

[SLICK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT PIERCINGS ARE!! because he is a weird chess thing with no ears or anything else worth piercing oops.]

[prominence_glow]

Well, I'm not very good at that, Slickslack.

[gosh, so boring, but at least there are hats and stuff]

I'll stop doing nicknames if you tell me what's up with the bar.

[vaultstuck]

[RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrr.]

Nothing's up. I'm done paying a bunch of slackers to fuck off all the time.

[He hasn't paid attention to who the slackers specifically are but there certainly are some, because uh, people have lives and get attacked by fish and stuff....

Things Slick doesn't understand: a novel.]

[prominence_glow]

[ahahahahaha a winner is him]

...We were slacking off?

...I don't think we even had a schedule.

[vaultstuck]

[BUSINESS: NOT SLICK'S STRONG SUIT. That was supposed to be Droog's job, way to leave a brother out to dry.

Behold as Slick just kind of. Blankly stares at the screen. Schedules......? This would also require him to get over his INTENSE AVERSION to, uh

timekeeping devices.

.... Life is hard ok!!!]

What's your point.