video;

[vaultstuck]

[What up Vatheon? Guess who's been holed up in his sweet as hell bar for this fish business?

And, uh, all the other business.

Spoiler it's Slick. Now, he is frowning at the SFC.]

Whole city's nothing but fucking morons. Can't say I'm surprised.

Nice job losing your heads, I guess. Sure isn't getting dull.

[Pause, another frown. Idly leaning on

Comments

video ..............

[quasiroyal]

[YOU RANG? Snowman get a hobby, please]

Gee, Slick. You must be upset, actually using my name for once.

[Observe as she completely ignores what you said!!!]

always ......

[vaultstuck]

[GLOWER.

Twitch. Twitch. Healthy, emotionally stable relationships.]

Fuck you. Stop.

true ......

[quasiroyal]

[They could write a book on successful relationships, it's true.

Meanwhile, Snowman just looks bored! What if she were in middle of something, huh, Slick? She wasn't, but still.]

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

i thought so

[vaultstuck]

[Not together, they couldn't. Slick would bleed on it.

She was in the middle of being AWFULLY RUDE.]

Bullshit. I've got a pile of garbage from you a foot high that says otherwise.

[He keeps the notes in a drawer, just like he keeps her picture in his wallet. I just typed that.]

same

[quasiroyal]

[That's part of the book!! Full color plates in the middle. They're just scans of Slick's blood on paper.]

Oh, that. I thought you'd be flattered. Why would you want me to stop?

[Is it because you're running out of room for them.]

[vaultstuck]

[Slick's bleeding face, shoved onto a scanner bed.]

Because it's annoying.

[He needs to keep other things in his totally not-used-for-important-things desk, alright.]

[quasiroyal]

[This is more like a book Snowman keeps in a locked drawer in her room. That's something I just typed.]

I know. That's the whole point.

1/2.........

[vaultstuck]

[At least it's.... No, there's really nothing I can say to that.

Anyway, Slick just. Fumes silently. If only his teeth weren't so pointy, he would grind them. Behold with wonder and amazement as he

angrily gets up and walks out of frame RRRRrr.]

[vaultstuck]

[SOMEWHERE OFF SCREEN, there are some serious mumbled swear words and angry scratching noises happening.

Give him a moment before he returns with this fucking beautiful piece of work and holds it up. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES???]

[quasiroyal]

[SLICK. PLEASE.

Snowman sits there. Really studies that absolute masterpiece. Smoking silently for a few long seconds.

And then she leans over off screen for a few seconds -- maybe there is a desk or something over there, let's go with that -- before returning with this on a piece of paper.

SHE'S STILL WRITING YOU NOTES, SLICK.]

[vaultstuck]

[OH SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW??? FINE.

Slick is too angry to realize this is incredibly counterproductive... At least they're not arriving in awful piles??

WHAT NOW??]

[quasiroyal]

[Well. She's just going to bundle all these up later and mail them to him, I hope he knows this.

Here's this one. Snowman ...... that doesn't even make sense ....]

[vaultstuck]

[Weeping eternally.

Have some particularly angry scribbling before he holds up this. Solving problems like adults!]

[quasiroyal]

[Children, behave!!! They are children. Millennium-old children.

SQUINTING. Impolite!! Snowman jots this down, and holds it up. Slick are you surprised.]

what if i could words today

[vaultstuck]

[1330 years, let's just put that where everyone can see it.

Slick is not surprised. He scribbles some wise words, then also flips her off. Maturely.

[quasiroyal]

[Assuming anyone is even reading this ...... look away, it's horrible ....

Snowman doesn't return the gesture because she is hell of polite, but she does roll her eyes and offer this up.]