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Jul 05, 2011 14:43

[GOOD DAY TO YOU, VATHEON. So you know that little guy, right, the little alien who kind of looks like a bug but isn't actually a bug because he is a chess piece? The one threatening to shank everyone and burn them and stuff ( Read more... )

you know you want to work here, slick is a great boss, !ic, piano bar and slick: a love story, what if slick were dumb

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video; ninthserenade July 5 2011, 19:38:14 UTC
If y'need a musician I'm free for that whenever y'need me. Heck, I'll do it just for the fun of it.

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video; vaultstuck July 5 2011, 19:42:24 UTC
[Oh. Musician. Slick's rudeness: slightly abated.]

What do you play?

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video; ninthserenade July 5 2011, 20:17:48 UTC
[Sweet, musician charm.]

Eh, a little of this and a little of that. Mostly sitar, though.

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video; vaultstuck July 5 2011, 20:21:33 UTC
[One of few things he doesn't totally hate.

Except, what? What is that, he is an alien and his knowledge of instruments is very jazzcentric.]

A what?

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video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 03:56:25 UTC
Sitar. Uh... How do I explain it... Y'know what a hippie is by any chance?

[Because clearly they exist everywhere!

Not.]

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 03:57:51 UTC
[Okay Demyx imagine the flattest stare possible. Okay? Got it?

Flatten it even more and that is what Slick's face is like right now. What the hell are you talking about, weird pink guy.]

No.

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Re: video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 04:05:46 UTC
[It's worse than Vexen's flat face. Why are all these people so scary, man?]

O...kay... Y'know, forget the sitar! D'ya at least know what a guitar is?

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 04:08:49 UTC
[Guitar.... guitar...... not jazzy enough, nope.]

What's it look like.

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Re: video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 04:16:23 UTC
[Such a lame potential future boss--wait, better not say that out loud.]

Uhh... One sec. Man, can't believe he's never seen one... [Derp derp disappearing off camera for a couple minutes, then he's plopping back down with an acoustic in his lap.]

This!

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 04:18:03 UTC
[Oh. It's like a violin for losers.]

Oh.

Now I know.

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video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 04:20:25 UTC
[but you can't bust skulls open with a violin. ...Can you?]

What instruments do you know? I mean, besides this one now obviously. I might be able to play one of those.

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 04:24:58 UTC
[Slick could, just try him.]

Piano. [pause. admittedly he can't play anything else, but.] Violin. Bass. Sax. Some other crap.

[Like. Oboe. Who plays oboe? Who actually seriously does that? Slick's comrades, that's who. Life is hard.]

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video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 04:28:19 UTC
[Fight to the death with instruments. Violin vs. sitar, go.]

Bass? I can play that! I've got two of 'em!

[Only losers play oboe, bro.]

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 04:31:02 UTC
[Can't he just slam people's heads into pianos? That's neater.

Also, this is a skeptical look. The bass we are referring to is huge, pink boy.]

Where the hell do you put them?

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video; ninthserenade July 6 2011, 04:36:30 UTC
[But it stains the keys!

Tomayto tomahto.]

In my closet.

[His clothes are all over his bedroom floor.]

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video; vaultstuck July 6 2011, 04:42:37 UTC
[The keys will live.

Wow what a huge closet he is picturing. Pink people, how bizarre will they get?]

Huh. Alright.

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