[GOOD DAY TO YOU, VATHEON. So you know that little guy, right, the little alien who kind of looks like a bug but isn't actually a bug because he is a chess piece? The one threatening to shank everyone and burn them and stuff
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[Such a lame potential future boss--wait, better not say that out loud.]
Uhh... One sec. Man, can't believe he's never seen one... [Derp derp disappearing off camera for a couple minutes, then he's plopping back down with an acoustic in his lap.]
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What do you play?
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Eh, a little of this and a little of that. Mostly sitar, though.
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Except, what? What is that, he is an alien and his knowledge of instruments is very jazzcentric.]
A what?
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[Because clearly they exist everywhere!
Not.]
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Flatten it even more and that is what Slick's face is like right now. What the hell are you talking about, weird pink guy.]
No.
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O...kay... Y'know, forget the sitar! D'ya at least know what a guitar is?
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What's it look like.
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Uhh... One sec. Man, can't believe he's never seen one... [Derp derp disappearing off camera for a couple minutes, then he's plopping back down with an acoustic in his lap.]
This!
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Oh.
Now I know.
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What instruments do you know? I mean, besides this one now obviously. I might be able to play one of those.
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Piano. [pause. admittedly he can't play anything else, but.] Violin. Bass. Sax. Some other crap.
[Like. Oboe. Who plays oboe? Who actually seriously does that? Slick's comrades, that's who. Life is hard.]
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Bass? I can play that! I've got two of 'em!
[Only losers play oboe, bro.]
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Also, this is a skeptical look. The bass we are referring to is huge, pink boy.]
Where the hell do you put them?
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Tomayto tomahto.]
In my closet.
[His clothes are all over his bedroom floor.]
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Wow what a huge closet he is picturing. Pink people, how bizarre will they get?]
Huh. Alright.
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