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Jul 05, 2011 14:43

[GOOD DAY TO YOU, VATHEON. So you know that little guy, right, the little alien who kind of looks like a bug but isn't actually a bug because he is a chess piece? The one threatening to shank everyone and burn them and stuff ( Read more... )

you know you want to work here, slick is a great boss, !ic, piano bar and slick: a love story, what if slick were dumb

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[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 19:37:45 UTC

[Wow folks weren't kidding, looking for a job really is easy.]

I do!

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 19:41:35 UTC

[TROLLS >8C

Christ, which one is this even. Sorry Aradia, he can't be assed to remember the blue team. But uh, okay sure. Quality businessman right here.]

You know how to wait tables?

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 19:46:48 UTC

[YOU SHOULD she was pretty gosh darned important.]

No, not really, but it shouldn't be that hard to do, right?

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 19:48:54 UTC

[Nope sorry too busy sitting around with the whiny baby and his cackling girlfriend thing.

In any case, this is his less than impressed face.]

Shouldn't be. If you've got arms and legs and half a fucking brain.

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 19:52:11 UTC

[Welp, your loss.]

Well, you're in luck! I have arms, legs and a fully functional think pan! [Flitter flitter of her wingalings in the background.]

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 19:57:52 UTC

[Yeah he'd prefer kids who don't cry so much, but what can you do.

Why does she have wings? Whatever.]

Fucking incredible. You have to show up when I tell you and do what you're supposed to do when you're supposed to do it. Your think pan capable of that?

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 20:04:48 UTC

[It's cool, I bet it's better than dealing with kids beating the crap out of each other on an almost semi-normal basis.]

Oh, I'm sure I can manage that quite easily.

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 20:08:09 UTC

[Oh, being beaten up all the time is something Slick is familiar with..... But anyway.]

I'll hold you to that. [Is this the shortest interview process ever? Um yes.] What's your name?

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 20:19:57 UTC

[Yes let's leave your relationship out of this. You're old and old people relationships are gross.]

Good! My name's Aradia Megido.

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 20:26:40 UTC

[Shut up troll kids are gross with their corpse kissing, why do you guys do that? KIDS THESE DAYS.]

Right. [pause. wings. squint, and then a vague gesture at those.] Keep those in check when you're on the job.

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 20:32:38 UTC

[Hey it's not our fault we were just trying to smooch them back to life. GOSH.]

You won't get a complaint about them at all!

[In b4 she leaves a red fairy trail everywhere.]

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 20:34:10 UTC

[Well stop dying, how about that. Solves everyone's problems.]

Better not.

[oh......god....]

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 20:51:11 UTC

[Well, duh. I am done with dying. I can't say the same for my friends, though.]

Of course! I'm pretty skilled with them, and I know how to keep them from getting in the way.

[GOOD THING JOHN'S GOT CLEANING DUTY HUH]

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 20:55:33 UTC

[They're dumb losers.]

Alright. Just don't need shit getting knocked around with those.

[FUN FOR JOHN!!]

[Videy-oh.] tokinohime July 5 2011, 21:04:11 UTC

[I HAVE TO AGREE some of them are missing a few cogs...]

Of course! That wouldn't be professional of me and I'm certainly not one to just fly around haphazardly!

[SO MUCH FUN!!!! 8)]

[Videy-oh.] vaultstuck July 5 2011, 21:10:16 UTC

["A few" you're too nice.]

No flying inside.

[A GIFT FROM THE MANAGEMENT 8)]

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