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[See Slick. See Slick's stupid mage outfit plus stats.]
Alright, I don't -- [SOMEWHERE BEHIND HIM THERE IS A RUSLTING] Fuck, hang on.
[See Slick casually drop the SFC into some grass and take his trusty stupid mage staff to investigate.
See the unfortunate lone monster thing (it is a three-headed bear, courtesy of Squee tyvm) that has stumbled upon Slick here in this. Foresty clearing thing.
Watch in wonder as he looks at his wizard stick, glowers at it, and swiftly proceeds to engage in some EPIC MAGICAL TIME BATTLE except he would never sink so low.
Please enjoy this several-minute video of Slick beating a three-headed bear to death with a staff. He is not very polite or orderly about it. Each of the three heads is bashed in sufficiently when the thing falls. Silly bear!
Slick proceeds to climb on top of it when it dies, because this is a thing he does?? Don't ask. He has his victorious bear-killing moment before remembering the SFC and stomping over to pick it up.]
Whoever thought time mages were a good idea is a fucking moron.
[And then he throws the SFC against a tree and the feed cuts. SLICK AND THE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY.]
Alright, I don't -- [SOMEWHERE BEHIND HIM THERE IS A RUSLTING] Fuck, hang on.
[See Slick casually drop the SFC into some grass and take his trusty stupid mage staff to investigate.
See the unfortunate lone monster thing (it is a three-headed bear, courtesy of Squee tyvm) that has stumbled upon Slick here in this. Foresty clearing thing.
Watch in wonder as he looks at his wizard stick, glowers at it, and swiftly proceeds to engage in some EPIC MAGICAL TIME BATTLE except he would never sink so low.
Please enjoy this several-minute video of Slick beating a three-headed bear to death with a staff. He is not very polite or orderly about it. Each of the three heads is bashed in sufficiently when the thing falls. Silly bear!
Slick proceeds to climb on top of it when it dies, because this is a thing he does?? Don't ask. He has his victorious bear-killing moment before remembering the SFC and stomping over to pick it up.]
Whoever thought time mages were a good idea is a fucking moron.
[And then he throws the SFC against a tree and the feed cuts. SLICK AND THE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY.]