there there baby it's just textbook stuff
Second episode of Manband? Gotta love the way they're setting up a trainwreck. Or, you know. Not.
This show is edited for crap. Exactly the kind of reality TV style that would normally see me run screaming for the room because it's so damn manipulative.
There's the Bryan drinking stuff - oh how unexpected. He's been sober 2 MONTHS? Gosh, what a surprise that in a pressure situation he's going to not just fall off the wagon but crush it to bits as he lands. And Chris is the stirring little shit as per usual and then tries to mop things up. I'm starting to give more and more credence to the Chris I know from fanon you know? Firstly the missing the band and being lonely and partying as a replacement for the guys and secondly the 12 year old boy crossed with caring big brother.
And. Um. I completely zoned out while Bryan was doing his workout because they were playing 'Dirty Little Secret', which is the song I have on constant rotate while I'm writing the Trickyfish of head banging frustration.
And they are so trying to set them up to fail.
a) Write a song in five hours? I'm pretty sure I'm not just saying it because it's Chris but his actually sounded like something possible. And Rich has worse lyrics than most rap boys. GREEN? *shakes head in wtf*. And the producer dude LIKED that more?
b) Play a nightmare gig with no prep time, no song and in front of possibly the most antagonistic crowd possible? YEAH. That'll help them succeed.
Although the bit where Chris sinks into the couch after finding out about the Magic game? May have been played several dozen times already.
And Chris' house? WOAh Mama! Niiiiiiiiiiiice. /avaricious eying up.
This show is edited for crap. Exactly the kind of reality TV style that would normally see me run screaming for the room because it's so damn manipulative.
There's the Bryan drinking stuff - oh how unexpected. He's been sober 2 MONTHS? Gosh, what a surprise that in a pressure situation he's going to not just fall off the wagon but crush it to bits as he lands. And Chris is the stirring little shit as per usual and then tries to mop things up. I'm starting to give more and more credence to the Chris I know from fanon you know? Firstly the missing the band and being lonely and partying as a replacement for the guys and secondly the 12 year old boy crossed with caring big brother.
And. Um. I completely zoned out while Bryan was doing his workout because they were playing 'Dirty Little Secret', which is the song I have on constant rotate while I'm writing the Trickyfish of head banging frustration.
And they are so trying to set them up to fail.
a) Write a song in five hours? I'm pretty sure I'm not just saying it because it's Chris but his actually sounded like something possible. And Rich has worse lyrics than most rap boys. GREEN? *shakes head in wtf*. And the producer dude LIKED that more?
b) Play a nightmare gig with no prep time, no song and in front of possibly the most antagonistic crowd possible? YEAH. That'll help them succeed.
Although the bit where Chris sinks into the couch after finding out about the Magic game? May have been played several dozen times already.
And Chris' house? WOAh Mama! Niiiiiiiiiiiice. /avaricious eying up.