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Россия ☭ 2

Sep 14, 2010 19:33

Characters: Russia; Anyone ( Read more... )

alucard (hellsing), philip, jin kisaragi, america (alfred f. jones), russia (ivan braginski), beatrice, england (arthur kirkland)

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1776ftw September 14 2010, 23:38:46 UTC

[Just coming around the corner to see Russia harassing a local.]

...

[Staring staring staring. He's just gonna sip his soda]

Why are you bothering the local?

stolinization September 14 2010, 23:49:35 UTC

Why is America bothering Russia?

Go away.

1776ftw September 14 2010, 23:54:08 UTC

I'll go away if you stop bothering people.

[In his mind, just your mere presence increases the spread of communism, Russia. Not that... he ... knows much about how communism works...]

stolinization September 15 2010, 00:00:05 UTC

[ Something to do with dominoes right?? ]

Russia is not bothering anyone. Is only asking a question.

1776ftw September 15 2010, 00:07:52 UTC

[YEAH. Something like that. He... forgets.]

Well, you're bothering me and look at that poor sap, he's shaking.

[Gesturing at the frozen in fear local.]

stolinization September 15 2010, 00:15:12 UTC

[ Russia stares at the local for a moment, before patting him gently on the head. ]

Ah-. . . Is he cold?

1776ftw September 15 2010, 00:26:51 UTC

[Just walking over and picking up the local before putting him somewhere else. Then shoves him away.]

Go... do something with yourself, ignore this guy.

[Watches him stumble off before looking at Russia.]

It's fear, idiot. Fear.

[1/2] stolinization September 15 2010, 00:30:41 UTC

Only reason he should be having fear is if he has stolen something that does not belong to him!

stolinization September 15 2010, 00:31:34 UTC

Mm, but perhaps Russia has just found culprit.

1776ftw September 15 2010, 00:48:08 UTC

[TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS.]

What? Someone stole something?!

stolinization September 15 2010, 01:47:38 UTC

[ GESTURES VAGUELY AROUND HIS SHOULDER ]

Is obvious, foolish America.

1/2 1776ftw September 15 2010, 02:01:30 UTC

Oh.

OH.

2/2 1776ftw September 15 2010, 02:01:56 UTC

Yeah, the little dudes are gone.

[Sadmerica.]

stolinization September 18 2010, 18:46:28 UTC

[

deflates.]

Even listened to Russia's jokes.

1/2 1776ftw September 18 2010, 21:21:01 UTC

[You have come across one sad communist idiot.

Do you:
A) Awkwardly pat his shoulder in a some what comforting way?
B) Make fun of the fact that he has no friends and is a fat idiot?
C) Just start walking away? WARNING: Has potential to also be awkward.]

2/2 1776ftw September 18 2010, 21:24:10 UTC

[YOU HAVE PICKED D) AWKWARDLY TRY TO COMFORT AND INSULT AT THE SAME TIME.]

Dude, they'll totally come back or somethin'. I mean, I know you're not like me and you have like, no friends, 'cause you're a douchebag but...

If you're ...

Bored...

I guess I could... introduce you... to my friends...

[|: What did he just say-- BRB TRYING TO COVER IT UP]

You have to promise not to get your communism all over them though.

[MISSION COMPLETE.]

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