oo1. | matthew williams [canada]

[invisibro]

IGNORE THAT ICON FFFFF.

Characters: Kanada Canada and YOU
Location: Inside somewhere, hiding from zombies.
Time: Evening
Style: Whatever floats your boat.
Status: Open!

I don’t… I don’t understand. [ A faint whisper of a voice is chimed through the SFC, sounding hesitant, lost, and scared. Who wouldn’t be a little terrified, in an under water bubble,

Comments

:| ONLY FOR YOU, SHARI

[hungryvigilante]

Kuma? Meow, what's that? is it tasty?

I LOVE YOU TOO BBY. /DOUBLE RAINBOW MAKE OUTS.

[invisibro]

[ lajshdsjhdkjah WHERE DID YOU COME FROMMMM. Canada will just. Be staring blankly at Tao for awhile, just... stunned, really. He thought he was alone. ]

Um, m-my Kuma he's a polar bear.

/DOUBLE RAINBOW MAKES OUT HARDER

[hungryvigilante]

You have a polar bear?! Meow, Tao's never eaten one of those before! If Tao finds it, can she help you eat it?

/DOUBLE RAINBOW MAKES OUT HARDEST

[invisibro]

N-no! [ Canada looks scared, nervous, worried, ect. He can't eat Kuma! No one can! Kuma is his bff. ;; ]

K-Kuma doesn't taste good. Er- I mean he wouldn't taste good, not that I've tried to eat him or anything like that...

/DOUBLE RAINBOW MAKES OUT HARDESTER

[hungryvigilante]

Are you sure he wouldn't taste good, meow?! You never know until you try!

/DOUBLE RAINBOW MAKES OUT-- HEEEY YOU MADE UP A WORD! NO FAIR. >:

[invisibro]

Yes! I'm really really sure! [ He gives Tao an awkward fake!happy smile. Don't eat him, plz. ]

You wouldn't want to e-eat my friend, would you?

IT'S BECAUSE OUR LOVE CAN'T BE CONSTRAINED BY REALITY DUH

[hungryvigilante]

So you already tried a bite, then?

Mmmm, depends on how yummy he is.

OBBY. UNF UNF UNF

[invisibro]

No! I-I haven't! I could never eat Kumahiro!

I'M SURPRISED NOBODY'S COMMENTED ON OUR SHIPTEASE HERE YET

[hungryvigilante]

Then how do you know he isn't tasty, meow?!

FFFF DID WE GET AWAY WITH ANOTHER ONE?

[invisibro]

Because he's a polar bear! They don't even sound good! Oh, maple.

SHHH DON'T TELL ANYONE

[hungryvigilante]

Tao's never even heard of a polar bear before, unremarkable guy! What are they like, meow?

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU BREEEEEEEEEEE

[invisibro]

... You've never...

Y-you've never heard of a polar bear?! They're... furry and white and soft and...

I'll show you Kumahiro when I find him, okay? B-but don't eat him!

NOOOOO WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT

[hungryvigilante]

Okay, meow! But Tao can't make any promises about the not eating thing! What if I'm reaaaaally hungry?

THE COUNTER IS AT LIKE. 52. HOW DID THIS EVEN---

[invisibro]

We'll find you something else to eat! Just don't eat Kumajiro please don't eat him please...

IT'S TOO MUCH FUN CLEARLY

[hungryvigilante]

You promise, unremarkable guy?! You'll go get food with Tao?!

IT'S GOTTEN UP TO 62 WITHIN THE PAST HOUR OR SO. WHAT IS GOING ON.

[invisibro]

U-unremarkable?!

Y-yeah! I'll definitely get food with you! As long as you don't eat Kumaniro and we don't run into any zombies.