Россия ☭ 001

[stolinization]

Characters: A Russia, A Zombie, a you.
Location: The Plaza
Time: Afternoon
Style: Any
Status: OPEN;

Ah, comrade, you are knowing that Russia's dreams are normally not this wet or smelling so strangely, Да? Perhaps left the window open. The ceiling is very nice though, Russia is liking that--

[ The large and rather wet Russian is amiably chatting to

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[shard_finder]

[Kagome stared at him as she realized that he was talking to something on the ground. Not quite sure what was going on, she approached while raising her bow and arrow. Aiming and hoping, she lets go and hopes that it hits the thing in the head.]

[stolinization]

[ It hits with a decisive thunk.

Russia looks mildly disappointed. ]

Ah, comrade, it seems you did not move fast enough.

[shard_finder]

[she runs over to him and turns just in time to stab another in the eye with her arrow. It falls to the ground.]

What are you doing! Don't just stand there! these things are zombies and they can hurt you!

[stolinization]

[ Russia just kind of casually punches one in the face. He doesn't seem bothered in the slightest. ]

"Zombie"? They will have to be much bigger and have many more guns to possibly hurt Russia.

[shard_finder]

[She stares as he just punches it as though it does nothing. Who was this man?]

Yeah you know the [She turns and shoots another in the head.] undead. I've never heard of mermaid zombies though...I don't know which one is worse.

[turns and shoots again.]

Russia...why would they hurt Russia?

[stolinization]

[ Short answer: An idiot.

Long answer: A big fat idiot. ]

Russia does not know why they would hurt Russia! Is good question.

[shard_finder]

[She shakes her head. This man makes no sense what so ever. She shoots another that was coming towards them.]

[stolinization]

[ Russia has managed to finally dig out a small shovel from the depths of Russia Hammer Space, and is promptly giving friendly taps to his new friends.

He continues chattering as if this is nothing. ]

You are, comrade?

[shard_finder]

[She continues to shoot them as she stares at him. She helps him by firing her arrows off at a quick rate.]

I guess?

[stolinization]

нет, нет - your name?

[shard_finder]

[turns slightly and stares at him before smiling at him.]

Kagome and yours?

[stolinization]

Russia has already said so! Is Russia!

[shard_finder]

Your name is Russia?

Oh uhh okay.

[stolinization]

Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic! Is new name. Russia likes it, though.

[shard_finder]

Oh uhhh nice name?

So are you new here?