Zombie Mermaids

[thalassino]

In an unfortunate turn of events, today's weather will be gloom and doom throughout the whole city. We apologize for this inconvenience. When your characters will wake up today, the city will be overcast in a dark green haze and will be unnaturally cold. When leaving their homes, they might happen across terrified villagers but most will be locked

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[bindless]

[ .... see one earl. See that Earl batting a zombie mermaid away with a cane. Yeah that's not going to end well for a shorty like him. ]

[scarletonlooker]

[There's a strong gust of wind, and suddenly a closed black parasol sails in the air at an alarming speed. It cleanly pierces the zombie mermaid's forehead.

You're welcome.]

[bindless]

[ ...Do you always need to show him up 8|

Ciel blinks, torn between fear and surprise, and when he realizes the zombie is mostly writhing on the ground, momentarily harmless, the fear fades. And he looks over his shoulder. ]

[scarletonlooker]

[IT FEELS GOOD. 8D

Lo and behold, Rachel's standing there, her arms folded across her chest with her usual deadpan expression.]

... Do you find joy in pursuing various methods of knocking on death's door, boy? How disturbingly deviant of you.

[atashikiitenai]

What are THESE things! I didn't hear anything about this!!!

[Akiko screams, and then takes out her trusty slippers and takes bashing the zombies over the head.]

Die! Die! Die!

[sunderstandable]

That's not going to work.

[ He can just float, you know, so apart from a few zombies who can YANK ON HIS FLOWING TUNIC, he's all good - Or not. Being yanked down right now actually, but moving quickly enough to get out of its grasp.

KICK TO THE FACE, ZOMBIE - ]

[atashikiitenai]

It ALWAYS works ---

Huh, are you floating?

[sunderstandable]

Of course I'm floating.

[ And another light kick to the zombie's face, almost using them as stepping stones across the air. ]

What are these ugly things...? Seems like people that idiot Poseidon would get along with.

[scarletonlooker]

[Despite the chaos, Rachel is casually having her afternoon tea outside with a fancy wicker table and chair. What was most noticeable was the three poles set around her.]

[emotional_ahoge]

Glad to see you're helping us as always, oh princess.

[Araragi here is also avoiding the zombies. Because, while he has regeneration abilities, he's not exactly a fighter.]

[scarletonlooker]

[She smiles nonchalantly as she lowers her teacup back onto the saucer.]

But of course.

[As if on cue, a group of zombies approaching with their bodies a-flopping. She waves a hand passively, and they all get struck by bolts of lightning. Oh, be careful you don't get hit Arararararagi. Electricity hurts. c:]

[emotional_ahoge]

[Steps out of the way of that one!]

Huh, seems like you've set yourself up a nice little perimeter. Are you trying to take advantage of their elemental weakness to lightning?

[girlpowertouka]

Ewwwwww! Gross! Groooooss!

[Why do gross things keep coming in through the bubble? And these are way, way, way, waaaaaay grosser than the jellyfish.]

Ew, don't let them touch me don't let them touch me!

[She grabs a random long pole thing that is lying around and hits any of them that come too close.]

Ewwwwww they're near me groooooooooosssssssssssss.

[She's going to need, like, twelve baths after this.]

[haremized]

[ Have one smooth Queen slashing the nearest zombie's right limb off with his scythe, frowning when the appendage bubbles and a new one forms shortly after at the stub. ... Like starfish, no doubt. ]

A pole won't work.

[girlpowertouka]

Oh. You.

[Watch the pole smack the zombie in the head. Hey, they're staying away, at least.]

[haremized]

[ A faint chuckle, why yes, it is him c:

And he smacks another zombie down, since slashing it to bits is apparently useless. ]

Good luck with that.

[dadadaism]

[See Kotoha. See Kotoha running from the zombie mermaids]

Tch, what's going on?! Since when did this place become a hotbed for the latest zombie invasion flick?! I appreciate being asked before I'm forced into a movie deal, y'know!

But, since I'm already here... get ready, you zombies!

[With that, she stops and turns around, facing the zombies. She sticks her tongue out, which crackles with energy.]

DADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!

[Small bullets continuously appear beside her as she keeps chanting Da, each one slamming straight into a poor, unfortunate zombie]

[miserabledepths]

[JUST WATCHING FROM A SAFE DISTANCE WITH MILD INTEREST]

I was going to help you, but looks like you don't need it!

[dadadaism]

I'm good for now, but I can't keep doing this forever!

[DADADADADADADADADADA]

As soon as I start running out of juice I'm going to try and take shelter somewhere.

[miserabledepths]

Mind if I take over when that happens, then?

[leans on her anchor, continuing to watch this freaky tongue juice magic show]