England || 01

[taxationwithout]

Characters: England
Location: The Plaza
Time: Morning
Style: Either
Status: Open!

[England's standing around, holding an umbrella above his head. Not that it helps any, seeing as he's already wet. Of course...it is raining ducks, so it might offer some protection. Maybe.

In any case, he doesn't seem to notice his now drenched clothing. No, he's just

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[inthetubgtfo]

[ Say hello to this charming French accent. ]

There is no way home. You're stuck here. With the rest of us.

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[taxationwithout]

[England wasn't really paying attention, so the only thing he really hears is French accent.]

I should have known it was you, you French bastard. Where on Earth did you manage to get so many of these...

[taxationwithout]

[And he finally turns to look at the guy, only to discover that he is not actually France.]

Oh, erm...pardon me.

[He shifts awkwardly a moment, and then turns back around.

Brb, pretending to be invisible.]

[inthetubgtfo]

[ Forever line-facing at you, bitchass ]

I take you must the embodiment of England. I have had the pleasure of meeting your son, the former Thirteen Colonies in the New World. A pity he didn't inherent your temperament.

[taxationwithout]

[Forever...being an awkward dumbass.]

My son? Oh no, he's not my son by any means. No, no, he's just a prat. Well, he's also my brother, I suppose. Though I doubt he'd address me as such.

...

A-As I was saying, he's very prattish, and I think it best you ignore him. He'll never leave you alone otherwise.

[inthetubgtfo]

[ Werk that silly walk, England ]

I can tell....

Ah. I should have introduced myself; Dr. Jean-Paul Marat. I've had the opportunity to study medicine at some of your finest institutions. I received by medical degree there.

[taxationwithout]

[He suddenly looks very pleased.]

Oh, wonderful! I'm certain you enjoyed it there, hm? My universities are the finest in the world...Much more desirable than that wine loving bastard's, I'm sure.

[inthetubgtfo]

[ Marat can be charming when he wants to. Especially with that accent of his. The Brits loved him as the French loved Franklin. ]

I was also very good friends with Benjamin Franklin. Still remained good friend throughout our countries' revolutions.

[taxationwithout]

[REVOLUTION]

O-Oh yes, of course. He was a good...a good fellow, I'm sure.

[inthetubgtfo]

[ Marat arches an eyebrow ]

You never knew him?

[taxationwithout]

Oh, I knew him. I just...avoided him whenever possible.

[inthetubgtfo]

Is that so? Always the loyalist, you were. You and the rest of the mainland. However, if it wasn't for your colonies in the New World, we wouldn't have gotten to where we were in France. Revolution is glorious and contagious.

[taxationwithout]

I could have gone without it, really. The prat. Couldn't appreciate all I'd done for him. Hmh.