As the hour met the minute hand

[stridertime]

Who: Dave Strider and the Jolly Inhabitants of Vatheon
Location: Central Plaza
Time: Afternoon? Idk man
Style: Anything goes
Status: Open!

Comments

[psiinusoiidal]

text;

You are now located iin Vatheon.
Thii2 2y2tem cannot addre22 any other 2tatement2 made a2 iit lack2 the context iin whiich they undoubtedly make 2en2e.

[stridertime]

huh
youre not that sollux troll
you kind of type differently and im pretty sure my pop culture references would have made more sense otherwise
just how many of you actually exist???

[psiinusoiidal]

That ii2 correct.
There are an e2tiimated 15 troll2 located wiithiin Vatheon.

[stridertime]

next youre going to give me the statistics of this shit of a place
jfc
chillax
no need to sound like a gps or some shit

[psiinusoiidal]

II am not a GPS.
II am the Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension.
A far more advanced piiece of technology.

IIf there ii2 any pertiinent data that can be proviided, do not he2iitate two a2k.

[stridertime]

can i just call you a dude???
like
would you be super offended if i treated you like a person and not technology???
i dont really dig the whole people proptery gig if you know what i mean

[psiinusoiidal]

A dude.
Clariify?

[ You kids today and your idiosyncratic vernacular. ]

[stridertime]

holy shit
i need to like majorly school you in cool lingo
a dude???
bro???
man

[psiinusoiidal]

II 2ee.
You may refer to thii2 2y2tem a2 2uch, ye2.

[stridertime]

you got a name or some shit???
like helmsman kind of dampens on the individuality department
like crazy

[psiinusoiidal]

Adult troll2 mo2t often adopt tiitle2 upon reachiing maturiity.
IIt ii2 culturally appropriiate.
The Helmsman wiill be fiine.

[withoutasign]

brojack!

PSIIONIIC.
YOUR NAME IS PSIIONIIC.

EXCUSE THE INTERRUPTION, YOUNG MAN, BUT PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM HELMSMAN.
HE HAS A TITLE, AND IT IS NOT THAT.

[psiinusoiidal]

2hould thii2 2y2tem ju2t 2top tryiing two iintroduce iit2elf?

Plea2e waiit.
Allow me two locate the neare2t nubby horned meddler two giive my de2iignatiion.
II am not capable of the lea2t of ta2k2.

Thank2 a lot 2iig
n

lvaaehfhukjhhk

[ Trolls make the best impressions. ]

[withoutasign]

switch to voice

You know, I heard it when you threw your SFC. Now you're going to have to get up and go get it. I'd do it for you, but I don't want to be perceived as a nubby horned meddler.

[He sounds supremely unbothered by the insult; in fact, he actually sounds quite happy.]

[Trolls are crazy, Dave.]

[stridertime]

wow
i am pretty sure that i feel like home already
the bickering among each other is just like the place i left like a few minutes ago

so what the fuck???
whos what and i need some names
or i swear i will start calling you guys anything i want
red text can be ariel
yellow text can be flounder
jfc i just wanted names

[withoutasign]

Still voice

My apologies again, young man. You can call me Signless, and him Psiioniic. I'm the one with the red text, and he uses yellow.

And what should we call you?