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suck3rpunch3d in vatheon

i found her walking down the road from home

Nov 15, 2011 20:40

Characters: suck3rpunch3d
Location: Sushi place. YEP.
Time: Nov. 15, afternoon. :T
Style: Starting with prose because shit bro I love starting logs with prose BUT I'm fine with action if you're lazy.
Status: Open like Mindfang's legs. ha ha ha

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( the adventures of redglare and her matesprit, food )

feferi peixes, yoshiya kiryu, neophyte redglare

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fallingjunkyard November 17 2011, 23:52:50 UTC

Joshua was enjoying his time in the bubble. All the window shopping he could want (just because goods were free didn't mean he needed to actually get them), all the exotic food he could eat, all the people and their friends running amok... it all made for a relaxing and entertaining holiday.

But he had to admit, all the foreign food in Vatheon made him just a little nostalgic for food from his home world, so here he was, looking for a nice plate of sushi. And what should he find but a woman(?) with her nose over one. That was certainly not how you were supposed to eat sushi.

Joshua couldn't help but comment. "You know, sushi is meant to be eaten, not made out with."

suck3rpunch3d November 18 2011, 03:31:46 UTC

Redglare glanced at the boy with pinkish skin and a horrible, mop of dead grass excuse for hair. She, then, proceeded to laugh, loud and obnoxious, the noise vibrating around the walls and making some of the customers look at her with trepidation or general unease.

"Excuse me, young man, how dare you judge our love?" She looked at the sushi, caressing one with the tip of her finger like she's trying to comfort it. "Shhh, it's okay, my sweet. I won't let them judge your preferences; the fires in your loins will be appeased."

She picked it up, popped it in her mouth and ate it.

/SOB LAUGHING TOO HARD HAHAHA fallingjunkyard November 18 2011, 15:14:15 UTC

Joshua's grin widened, not at all put off by her laughter, giving a laugh of his own -- more like an irritating giggle than a laugh -- at her response to his little jab.

"Oh my!" He dramatically placed his hands over his heart, as if he was calming a racing heart at the sight of such a public display of affection. "I simply cannot stand against you two in the face of such passion! It's almost enough to make me blush!"

Except he was smirking. "I'm sure you wouldn't mind indulging the curiosities of a newly inducted sushi-lover." He leaned forward to stage-whisper, "Was it good?"

im sorry she's so creepy suck3rpunch3d November 19 2011, 05:06:01 UTC

She played a long and raised her eyebrows incredulously, as if she couldn't believe he was even asking that question. "Oh, it was... intense," she whispered back. She laughed again, slapping the table comically.

but so beautifully creepy ♥ fallingjunkyard November 20 2011, 23:23:51 UTC

Oh, he liked this one.

Joshua slid into the seat opposite her. "Then I'm sure you wouldn't mind sharing some of the love." He reached out for a piece. "The more the merrier, don't you think?"

suck3rpunch3d November 21 2011, 06:41:08 UTC

She slapped his hand away. "Excuse me, order a tray for yourself! These babies and I are caught in a --" She began counting the number of sushi on the tray. "-- polyamorous twelvesome. But I won't deprive you of getting to watch all the steamy, troll on sooshee action."

fallingjunkyard November 22 2011, 13:16:42 UTC

Joshua made an exaggerated pout, but in actuality, he wasn't all that bothered. "I can't join in and make it a thirteensome? I'm disappointed."

He turned in his seat and raises a hand, calling over a local to take an order. Before they arrived, he added to his conversation partner, "Although... if you're going to make love with your sushi, do at least pronounce its name correctly."

suck3rpunch3d November 23 2011, 11:02:22 UTC

"Well. I don't think you're old enough. What are you, seven sweeps old?

"Have you never heard of dirty talk? God, it's like I'm talking to a virgin! Hehehehehe!" She casually popped another sushi in her mouth. Look at all that sinful love-making she's doing.

fallingjunkyard November 26 2011, 02:07:48 UTC

Oh my. It was difficult not to watch such scandalous acts but Joshua somehow managed to tear his eyes away to make his order: a plate of salmon sashimi. After the local bustled away, Joshua leaned his elbows on the table, as if he wanted a closer look at what she was doing.

Grinning, he let the insults roll off his back. Teasing, he said instead, "I'm sure you can do better dirty talk than that. I would consider that a far cry from muddy."

suck3rpunch3d November 27 2011, 15:32:59 UTC

She shook her head, looking positively offended. "That is the most culturally insensitive thing I've ever heard yet! In my culture, the biggest shame you could bestow upon a person is to get their name wrong."

fallingjunkyard November 30 2011, 08:17:55 UTC

Joshua loosely curled a hand under his chin, slightly confused. "And shame is linked to love in your culture?"

No harm in learning more about other cultures, after all.

suck3rpunch3d December 4 2011, 04:10:38 UTC

"I suppose you could say it's a type of romance, but not love per se," she says, rubbing her chin. "Do you guys not have quadrants?"

Sorry for the late reply! I was wrestling with LJ fallingjunkyard December 6 2011, 01:47:15 UTC

Now Joshua was really interested. "Oh, we do have quadrants. They are an arc in a wall or ceiling, or an instrument for measuring angles up to ninety degrees."

He smiled. "But I'm sure that's not what you mean."

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