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[rentareaper]

Characters: Botan and vatheon
Location: That plaza is awful popular
Time: Midday
Style: Action for laziness
Status: Open~ (also will probably be switching to bingotothat in the comments for icon purposes)

[Things Botan has learned today: kimonos are REALLY HEAVY when they're sopping wet and this is either a weird dream or she crashed while flying back from the

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[rentareaper]

[...All right, that's weird. A demon would know what a kimono is, so she might be dealing with a Westerner. She didn't know they mutated in the future, though.]

Sir? Can you explain what's going on then?

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[She has a notebook all ready and she's not afraid to use it.]

I'm listening!

[rentareaper]

[Preeeetty heavy stuff, but she's diligently writing it all down. She may look like a dork with a notebook, but dammit she has to take down important information.]

Yes, thank you. Now...can I ask you something personal?

What are you? You look like a demon but you don't feel like one and your spirit energy levels are quite average. Rather like a regular human's.

[rentareaper]

[Busily writing that down regardless of the rage.]

Troll...Alternia...alternate universe...creator of that universe's earth...endangered species. Yes, I've got it, thank you.

[rentareaper]

[SHWOOP, nope, she's holding it out of reach.]

Sorry, you're not authorized to look at this!

[rentareaper]

[......LAWLING FOREVER.]

My species? You haven't even asked what I am! You just assumed that I was a human, didn't you?

[rentareaper]

[Excellent, no weird assumptions, no need to explain; just trolling forever.]

I've doubts that your race predates the world I'm from, but let's agree to disagree shall we? My name is Botan, your name is Karkat, let's try to get along!

[rentareaper]

[Oh honestly.]

You made earth.

You didn't make the Spirit World. You didn't make the Demon World. You didn't make the ogres and Lord Koenma and the River Styx. What part of "I'm not a human" did you not get? I'm not from earth and while I can't compare our time differences, the Spirit World has been around for thousands of years. Hundreds of thousands, even. I am looking at you as an equal Mr. Vantas, I refuse to view you as a god.