F*ck the police

[to_takamagahara]

Characters: to_takamagahara, aphorise, AND YOU
Location: The central square/plaza area CAUSING PROPERTY DAMAGE
Time: Midday
Style: Action
Status: Open

Comments

EITHER OF THEM. HAVE AT IT.

[myowncourse]

[Wow. This is just. Yeah. Jim has no words for this. Not even snarky ones. A dog and a guy with a weird helmet with a giant banana on it are fighting. And just. Yeah. No words. Seriously. Nothing at all.

He'll just stand here and stare with his eyebrow raised high enough that it is in danger of just becoming part of his hair line.]

YOU GET AMMY AND MAYBE MASAMUNE IN A BIT IDK

[to_takamagahara]

[After a few summoned trees and a sudden rain storm, Ammy is falling back a bit, scooting backwards fast. She may not notice you in time to avoid bumping into you, Jim, but at any rate you might get caught in the middle.]

A GOD DOG IS FINE TOO

[myowncourse]

[Woah, wait no, what? Soosh doggy, go away.]

Oh no. I'm not getting caught up in this.

[to_takamagahara]

--Grr!!

[She's a little startled; hey, get out of the way!]

[myowncourse]

Go 'grrr' at that guy, not me.

[yeah, yeah. He is backing away already.]

[to_takamagahara]

Grrruff.

[She glances around, looking for her opponent, who is possibly relenting for a brief rest. Not too unusual for their sparring! She sits down, panting loudly.]

[myowncourse]

[Oh just dang his heart easily swayed by cute animals.]

You doing okay there?

[to_takamagahara]

[She turns to 'smile' at him, still panting. Better than any old walk, that's for sure!]

[myowncourse]

Eh. Not hurt then?

[Oh god, why is he standing here chatting to a dog? Cause Jim, being the tricky teenager that he is, can only see her normal form her. Just white dog, no fancy god things.]

[to_takamagahara]

[That is perfectly fine to! She's a bit cut up, but the wounds are pretty shallow and are only adding a little bit of a pink dye to her fur in spots. Nothing more than paper cuts, really.]

[myowncourse]

[Yep. Just... gonna stand here.

and.

awkward.

face palm.]

Oh man, I'm talking to a dog who was fighting a guy with a really bad helmet. When did this become my life?

[to_takamagahara]

Rarf!

[Hey, don't worry about it bro, you'll get used to it!]

[myowncourse]

That's easy for you to say, you're a dog.

[you know what, he's just gonna crouch down so he can look properly at her.]

So. What's the deal? Do they even kidnap dogs to this place?

[to_takamagahara]

[That's wolf to you sir.]

Awoooo.

[Even if that 'mighty howl' was really more a yawn.]

[myowncourse]

Thanks, that just answered all of my questions.

[That's mostly to himself though. Jim, why are you talking to a dog? There are no answers here.]

YOU GET BOTH OF THEM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[aphorise]

[Masamune is a tad too excited to tell someone to get out of the way when that someone is, well, in the way because his home physics are starting to go wild and his lightning is shooting all over the place.

At Jim included.

Sorry, man. Nothing personal.]