Hot Lady in Nearly No Clothes - Warning! :3

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Characters: Faye Valentine and ALL EVERYONE ALL

Location: Larmline Apartments

Time: Early Morning (as in, 1/2am)

Style: Whatever.

Status: OPENED DOOR

Finally, those fishy freaks had seemed to have disappeared. Or, eventually, the folks round Vatheon had killed them off. Faye had considered helping out but, then again, what a waste of ammo,

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And what do you know. One of those apartments she's knocking at happens to be Lavi's.

The red head, hair disheveled and eye patch slightly lopsided, slowly opens the door. The normally cheery Lavi is wearing a frown.

"Oi, lady," he narrows his green eye. He would probably think she was pretty, if it wasn't for this ungodly hour or her loud voice. "Some'f us are still tryin' ta sleep, ya know?"

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Faye glanced the guy over, noting the eyepatch almost at once. Ah, it made him seem much more reasonable. In some bizarre way, that made sense to her.

"Hey, cowboy. Got any food?"

Faye was good at playing sweet, and she made sure she loomed impressively in his doorway.

beeeeth!!! 8>

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Lavi blinked. Twice. Then stared for a fairly long time. This lady woke him up...well, probably woke half the apartment building up, because she wanted food.

"Maaah," he straightened up, and took a slight step back at said looming. "Not really...Left over donuts, maybe." See that look? He isn't all too willing to share.

This guy loves his sleep. Especially recently. So, excuse him. He isn't one happy camper at the moment. Which is quite rare...You just happened to get him at a bad time.

^_____________^!!!!!

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"Donuts? I guess that'll do." Looks like Faye's just helping herself into Lavi's apartment. Donuts would be better than nothing. So she presses herself towards him and grins, evidently planning on finding and eating said donuts.

xD

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Lavi quickly manages to move out of the way before she just invites herself in as she does.

At least he was wearing more clothes than she was. That would've made this a bit too awkward.

"Ah, sure, ya can c'min, I guess," he tilted his head. She didn't know where he put the donuts so..."Maah, they're over on the kitchen counter."

"Ya do this often, lady? Wake random people up for food?" He paused. "In this hour?"

joy joy joy

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Beyond that eyepatch, though, Faye didn't pay much attention. She was entirely focused on those donuts. She silently makes her way over to the counter, grabbing at a donut before opening and closing other doors in her hunt for other foot.

"A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do."

ffft

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Lavi continued staring, his initial shock turning ot that of amused curiousity as he folded his arms behind his head, raising an eyebrow.

"Ah...Ever try just...I dunno. Going to a store?"

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Faye grabbed one of the donuts and turned to Lavi, just looking at him while she munched for a moment.

"A store? At this time? Wearing this?"

Yup, Faye will make Lavi appear to be the odd one in this scenario.

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This lady...Was starting to trouble him. Just a bit. Lavi shifted his weight awkwardly, before leaning on the kitchen table behind him, narrowing his single eye.

"Maah, ya have enough guts to go about knocking on random apartments looking like that," he runs a hand through his hair again, this time taking his time to fix his eye patch."Ya have a better chance at slipping in and out of the store without anyone seeing ya than pulling this entire stunt..." He wasn't snarky, or unkind. Just sleepy, and thus a bit less friendly than normal.

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Faye paused in her rummaging through Lavi's stuff, helping herself to something else - she didn't know what it was, but it looked like a snack and it seemed pretty savoury.

"Like what? Got a problem with the way I dress, eyepatch boy?"

Faye rolled her eyes and turned her attention back to his cupboards. Because Faye's mun has decided to use some mod powers, she comes across a plastic box. Inside said box is that gross birthday cake that Selphie made - Happy Birthday written on icing with a smiley face with an eyepatch. Oddly enough, only a small section has been taken from it. Mun doesn't know why in the hell its even there - maybe just put somewhere and forgotten about.

"Good. Cake. That's good. Yer girlfriend make it?"

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Lavi shrugged. "Actually, you were the one who said ya didn't wanna go out "wearin' that"," he tilted his head. "I'm just agreeing with ya."

Lavi blinked. Err cake? Oh! That birthday cake...right before he left for that long bit. Hold on... "Girlfriend?!" He gawked, a blush creeping on his cheeks. He scratched his cheek. "M-maybe...What's it to ya?" He didn't really know...Selphie was a close friend, but he didn't really know what she thought of him. But, he wasn't about to go telling this...odd woman anything.

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"Hey - it's the clothes I'm wearing, just the inconvenience. I mean, what? Go all the way outside when I can get what I want right here?"

Faye shook her head slowly as she cut herself a generous slice. "Oooh - so he DOES like women." She smirked, but though she teased she really couldn't care less. She just knew how to humour someone who fed her. She took a good bite out of the cake and spat it out immediately, "What the HELL?"