CAMP VATHEON

[lamufao]

[Guess who is in a boy scout uniform (of course, the one on the right) along with his labcoat. He pops on the video screen, glasses perched on his nose while he gives a slight sneer before suddenly, his expression turns cheery (if a bit malicious).]Hello my lovely citizens! Have you settled well? It would do you good to get out more, you know!

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CABIN B

[lamufao]

[Is closed! But, on the porch of Cabin B is one Alpha! He seems to be glaring at everything with a megaphone attached to his belt. Come talk to him?]

[hypnovate]

[ Rei rooooolls on up to Alpha, a fake little smile on her lips. ]

Sir, a-are you alright?

[lamufao]

[Just glaring at you, okay. He pulls the megaphone off his pocket and shouts through it.]

I KNOW YOUR DEAL DEVIL WOMAN, GET AWAY FROM ME!

[hypnovate]

[ Rei's eyes fill with tears; she's perfected this. ]

W-What're you talking about?!

[lamufao]

[He bursts into laughter at her tears, waving the megaphone around.]

Crocodile tears! CROCODILE TEARS! It didn't work on me before, it won't work on me now.

[hypnovate]

I... I don't understand, I just wanted to help...

[lamufao]

[He rolls his eyes, crossing his arms.]

If I play along, will you just go away?

[hypnovate]

Play along with what?

[ She does glance up at him, though, seriousness in her eyes. That's a yes, Alpha. ]

[lamufao]

[And now he clasps together his hands, bringing them to his face as he looks away dreamily.]

Aw, how cute! A poor defenseless child! In a wheelchair! My maternal instincts are kicking even though I'm a guy! She makes me feel like a woman or something. Oh how I want to cater to her every need!

[And then he drops his hands and just stares blankly at her.]

[hypnovate]

[ Rei stares at him before giggling and turning her chair around. ]

I'm glad you're alright, sir!

[lamufao]

[He makes a "shoo"ing motions with his hands as she turns.]

Yes, go, before I shoot you or something. I'm not allowed to do that but I do not care.

[loveand_peace]

[Hey, that person didn't look very happy. Vash approaches him slowly, looking curious.]

Ah, are you alright?

[lamufao]

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I'M STUCK IN A BOY SCOUT UNIFORM DO I LOOK LIKE I'M ALRIGHT?

[Yeah his temper is out of control today.]

[loveand_peace]

[Clueless Vash is clueless.]

What's a boy scout uniform, by any chance? The thing you're wearing? I don't know, but I think it looks just fine on you!

[emotional_ahoge]

Hmmm, I've never seen you around before. Are you just a part of this sudden camp, or have you always been here?

[lamufao]

[Malicious smile, get!]

I'm the town's doctor.