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[stayb100ponyboy]

Characters: Equius Zahhak and whoever feels like bugging him
Location: The park
Time: Afternoon on the first day of the curse
Style: Whatever!
Status: Open

Comments

[chairplay]

[sdkjhfjkdsh that's creepy as fuck--

Have a guy, perching in a tree with a nice fluffy pair of white angel wings and a sword. He's swinging the sword around as he watches Equius parade around.

Not going to say anything yet, nope nope, just kind of. Staring.]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Falkdhga'lkdghadskl... why is everyone so creeped out by centaurs? Centaurs are awesome, you're just jealous.]

[Equius doesn't notice the winged human watching him, and continues to practice his gates. He's getting better at cantering now (he can manage it without almost tripping himself), and is trying to psyche himself up to attempting a gallop.]

[chairplay]

[He's totally going to change his sword into a bow and arrow now and... wait.

Just waiting for the perfect moment now.

GO GO EQUIUS, GALLOP]

[stayb100ponyboy]

[IF YOU SHOOT HIM WHILE HE'S GALLOPING HE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND BREAK YOUR NECK ONCE HE'S A TROLL AGAIN!]

[Unaware that he's being watched, Equius tosses his head, throws caution to the wind, and starts galloping. Oh... oh, this must be what freedom feels like...]

[chairplay]

[HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOOT HIM... ENTIRELY....

Just. Have a flaming arrow pass by your general line of vision Equius and into the ground before Hiro shouts--]

Oi! Don't centaurs usually use a bow and arrow? You're missing out, my friend!

[stayb100ponyboy]

[REAR.]

[Equius rocks back on his hind legs as the arrow passes him by, nearly losing his balance and toppling over onto his back. He manages to stay upright, but it's a near thing, and he comes down hard on his front legs.]

[HIGHBLOOD FURY TIEM NAO.]

Who did that?! What is wrong with you?!

[chairplay]

[Frown! Pout!]

I didn't shoot you. I just wanted to grab your attention, sheesh.

[a wave of his hand and that fallen branch on the ground turns into a bow and arrow pack]

After all, it completes the look.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[There's better ways of getting him to notice you than shooting at him, geesh.]

[Although you certainly have his attention with that bow and arrow pack. He's perhaps willing to put aside his fury, depending on what you're going to do with that.]

You could have knocked me over.

[Pouting himself now.]

[chairplay]

[He needed the pizazz]

Sor~ry!

[eyeroll!]

Now, are you going to take it or should I just turn it back into a branch? It's a gift, promise.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[He's still suspicious, but OH JEGUS A BOW AND ARROWS AND HE'S HALF HOOFBEAST BEST CURSE EVER!]

[Cautiously trotting forward and accepting the gift.]

Thank you.

[Seems kind of rude to just leave it at that.]

I'm Equius. And you are?

[chairplay]

Kikuchi Hiro. Call me Hiro, Equius-san.

[Smile~! He's innocent, really.]

I just didn't like the look of a centaur without a bow and arrow, simple as.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Hey, he does the -san thing like Wataru! Equius inclines his head in a short bow, despite wanting to offer his hand for a handshake.]

Pleased to meet you, Hiro. Just don't shoot at me anymore, please.

[Or he'll tell Wataru about it and he'll think you're a jerk and then you'll never get in his pants!]

[chairplay]

[A nod and he opens up his wings to jump down from the tree and turn his bow and arrow back into a sword. Resting it on his shoulder, he grins]

I'm better with the sword anyway.

[HEY THAT'S MEAN]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Fair enough.

[Slinging the quiver across his chest and the bow over his shoulder. Oh yes, this feels so RIGHT.]

Normally I'm all about hand-to-hand combat, but you're right; this body practically requires a bow and arrows.

[chairplay]

[A mock bow and he continues grinning]

Glad to be of service, Equius-san.

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Oh no, what did he do to that bow and arrows? Sob...]

[Equius nods again and starts to trot away.]

Until next time, Hiro.