Dug ✣ oo1

[yaysquirrel]

Characters: A cute talking dog, and you C:
Location: Dat one obscure Plaza...oh wait, just the Plaza.
Time: Mid-morning!
Style: Both works~
Status: OPEN *^*

I am all wet, I do not enjoy being wet unless it is a bath...

[This was Dug, dripping wet upon arrival glad that his collar was okay. It was from his master after all.

After shaking himself semi-dry

Comments

[faygot]

[whoa there. Talking barkbeast. fuckin' miracles kept happening her all the time. Gamzee can barely handle this.

so he will just stare at Dug blankly. He'll talk to you in a moment, doggie. He just has to get over this amazement first.]

[yaysquirrel]

[It's okay, he'll talk to you first C:.]

Hi, my name is Dug. You look different. Would you so happen to be friends with a bird?

[faygot]

Motherfuck.

[Still kinda amazed, but also gonna crouch down so they can talk face to face. He is kinda a tall kid.]

Sorry, furry brother. I ain't knowing no fuckin' birds.

[yaysquirrel]

That is okay, because I am a watchdog and I will sniff out the bird!

[faygot]

That's fuckin' amazing.

[Sure is amazement in his eyes.]

I'm Gamzee.

1/3

[yaysquirrel]

Oh yes, I am an amazing watch do--

2/3

[yaysquirrel]

--SQUIRREL!!

[yaysquirrel]

...

It is nice to meet you, Gamzee.

1/2

[faygot]

[The moment Dug barked squirrel, Gamzee was there, man. Staring in the direction he was staring at as if he could also see the squirrel. There brains just operated on the same level, is all.]

[faygot]

[And then it is back to business as usual.]

You new to this here fuckin' hood, dogg?

LMAO BEST REACTION EVER

[yaysquirrel]

Oh yes, I am very much new. I do not know where I am.

They need to be friends cause they are both dumb. But sweet.

[faygot]

Well, check this, bro. You are all like in some motherfuckin' magic bubble land under the fuckin' sea. Ain't nothing but miracles all where you look. It's wicked sweet.

I agree with this C:

[yaysquirrel]

[That was kinda hard to get....what?]

I am in a bubble? Like a ball?

[faygot]

[Oh god he didn't even think of it that way. Woah.]

Yeah, like all like a ball. What is underwater.

[yaysquirrel]

Oh boy, I love balls. It is weird being in one though.

[faygot]

Fuck yeah, balls are totally sweet. You can like all juggle them and when you throw them into shit they bounce back! How the fuck do they even do that?