Conversation 001

[meddlefussyfang]

Characters: meddlefussyfang and vatheon

Location:  The Plaza, in one of the fountains. :/
Time: Mid-morning
Style: I'm starting it in prose, but if you want your characters to just text at her that is fine too
Status: Open!

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[faygot]

[And look who else decided to show up! Gamzee actually visits the coral pretty often. Has to keep up on it, you know! Else he might do something crazy and not-good like fall asleep.

He actually does not notice her at first, too intent on shoving his hands against the coral to receive the refreshing energy. Once that is done though, he spies a familiar form just behind the coral. A more intelligent troll might have gone around the coral to look at her and make sure, but not Gamzee, no. He finds the nearest weird holey outcrop of the coral that is big enough to fit his head through and... fits his head through.

He will be fine. Probably. Right now he is way too excited though, cause yes! Friend! Spotted!]

Aww, shit, there you all up like to and giving a clown a motherfuckin' bitchtits suprise of his life. Hey, Kanaya. What's up, sis?

:D

[meddlefussyfang]

[Kanaya is, by now, happily dry and given the loose rundown of this place. How much she believes it is a separate question. For now, she's exploring the main landmark that has been mentioned to her, the coral.

It seems that someone is demonstrating its reinvigorating ability? Or---wait, no. That is Gamzee's head. Of course it is. This should really not have been a surprise. Kanaya really should not have jumped in response to it. Yet somehow she did.]

Ah, um, Gamzee? You are exploring the coral then?

[Kanaya's going to approach, and examine just how stuck he's gotten himself. She may need to reach in to pull him out, after all. It's Gamzee, and he really should have someone looking after him. Which reminds her...]

Did you speak to Karkat recently? He was worried about you the last time I talked to him. Which, now that I think about it, may have been a long time ago for either of you.

Obi-wan-Kanaya, please make him a fashionable leash

[faygot]

[He just pulls at his head a little, plainly forgetting that his giant coat rack horns won't easily allow him to pull out. Now if he'd only face down, but nope, that thought simply doesn't cross his addled pan. But hey, why worry about being stuck if you can all be getting your talk on with your excellent sister who he hasn't seen in quite some time.]

uh, best friend? I done think we all got our speaking on like... fuckin' yesternight, but I ain't thinkin' he was any motherfuckin' worried about me.

[He just twists his head up a little to give her a harmless, dopey smile.]

But you like all be gettin' your wicked visiting on for this magic hood again too, yeah?

Then he would walk in circles around lampposts and get stuck. Does vatheon need that?

[meddlefussyfang]

It is a relief to hear that. He was quite concerned for you, but if he has spoken to you since then things should be fine.

[The answer appears to be: he is not very stuck. He is simply being Gamzee. No cause for alarm. She relaxes and smiles as they continue the conversation... and she tries to translate the juggalo's distracted remarks into actual information.

Hood seemed to be short for neighborhood, but she hadn't visited here before. What did he mean again? Or---oh, wait, yes. Time shenanigans.]

This is my first time visiting the coral. And, as I can remember, the first time I have been to this place. You remember me being here before then?

... that would be hilarious. LETS DO IT.

[faygot]

Shit, yeah, I do. Uh, I can't all be getting my remember on right for if you was being here for very fuckin' long or not, but I sure do remember Vriska done got like real fuckin' upset when you left. But see, I told her you'd be coming back to us motherfuckers. Like a miracle yeah, and ta-fuckin'-da, here you are.

[he waves his hands a bit, cheerfully, knocking them into the coral. It's okay. He is too stupid to be hurt.]

Poor Gamzee or poor passersby who still had sanity? :D

[meddlefussyfang]

Vriska was upset to see me leave... I see.

[Kanaya solemnly trails off. Vriska and Kanaya encountered each other shortly after her arrival, but their conversation has not yet occurred for muns. So... to avoid a doomed timeline we shall simply have her darkly contemplative of something, before shaking it off with a physical shiver.]

Miracles is probably a good word for it. I have even heard that Aradia is here and alive.

Nobody retains their sanity in Vatheon. Nobody.

[faygot]

Done grew some bitchtits wings and all that shit.

[He pauses for a moment. Equius' reaction to that news had been less favourable but... no, it seems okay. Kanaya doesn't seem the type to be freaking out about that.]

Shit, sister, you ain't even know fuckin' half of the sweet ass miracles that like happened all over this motherfuckin' hood. Like there was this one time, this whole grim-ass bubble done showed up. got all them motherfuckers all shaking themselves, yeah? I told them it would be fuckin' miracles, and then like fuck, there was a motherfuckin' carnival inside.

[His bright smile sobers after a moment though when he remembers what other things happened at that carnival. No! Not to linger on that. More good news for his good sister.]

Uh, and like, I all up got myself a whole fill for a quadrant. Haha, best pale miracle I ever done got myself all caught up in.

Especially not with all these MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS around. And wow that quirk is annoying to type.

[meddlefussyfang]

So that was the truth after all... A human who introduced himself as Vash described Aradia as cheerful. And winged. It just seems difficult to believe.

[Kanaya trails off to listen to Gamzee's story. She is properly polite, nodding at his enthusiastic parts. That last, about Gamzee filling a quadrant, is met with a more startled expression. It quickly turns into an honest, if mildly surprised smile.

Have you really? Congratulations, Gamzee. Is your moirail one of our mutual acquaintances?

SORRY FOR THE JACK, HIS MOIRAIL SENSES WERE TINGLING

[kamen_luthier]

[Wataru jogs up, looking slightly worried. Gamzee had said that he was going to the coral a while ago, but he hadn't come back, or answered any of Wataru's texts. Wataru hadn't been too worried, but he thought it would be a good idea to at least start looking, in case there was a problem and to see what had happened to--

[...oh.

[Wataru hurries the rest of the way over and bows to Kanaya politely, looking slightly uncertain.]

Excuse me! Um, I-I'm sorry for interrupting, I just... need to...

[He reaches out and rests a palm gently on the back of Gamzee's neck and grips the end of one of his horns gently with the other, guiding Gamzee's head out of the coral carefully and letting him straighten up.]

There. Better?

... they pretty much do that all the time.

[faygot]

[Gamzee straightens once Wataru has rescued his head from the coral, rubbing the back of his neck for a moment before grinning. This was perfect. Just miraculous perfection. Just now he was all gonna start talking about Wataru and here the motherfucker showed up as by magic.]

This motherfucker right here.

[He gives Kanaya an excited grin as he nudges Wataru's shoulder.]

Wataru is my moirail. Uh, he's like all human and shit.

[He added that last bit as if, just maybe, Kanaya had not spotted the general pinkishness and lack of horns. You know. Just in case.]

But that was the perfect time to jump in! Gamzee got to squee about miracles. :D

[meddlefussyfang]

[Kanaya was a little embarrassed that this human had so swiftly gone in to assist Gamzee in getting out of the coral. He hadn't seemed concerned about it yet, but then again it was Gamzee. And this human...

Oh, he was Gamzee's moirail! Then he probably knew quite well whether it was time to get the distracted eternal juggalo free. She wondered how they had met.]

How did you meet?

[Whoops! Train of thought jumped straight to mouth. Perhaps from spending too long trying to understand how Gamzee's head worked. She quickly tried to think of the appropriate mannerly way of broaching the topic, while a faint green blush crossed her face.]

I mean... Sorry, I should introduce myself first. I am Kanaya Maryam. I suppose you knew that by process of elimination, as it seems all the others of are already here.

He does that all the time! ...it's always cute, though. *^*

[kamen_luthier]

[Wataru blushes and ducks his head as Gamzee pushes at his shoulder, looking shy.]

A-ah. I'm--I'm Kurenai Wataru. It's very nice to meet you!

[Wataru bowed politely, his own cheeks flushed a faint pink as his head came up again and he smiled hesitantly.]

Gamzee... invited me to the carnival that's here, is mostly how we first met.

90% of my tags are miracles and motherfucks

[faygot]

[Gamzee just smiles, nodding a little]

Yeah! And check it, sis. They all be selling fuckin' cotton candy at that there place. Mad sweet, yeah?

And then there's that fine coating of angst... :(

[meddlefussyfang]

[Kanaya had to introduce herself because, after all, Gamzee was hardly going to introduce them in anything like a sensible way. This way she heard his whole name and had actually exchanged pleasantries with him. Hopefully the Wataru part of the name that Gamzee used was okay for others to use, too.

She imitates the bow, smiling back at the human who was important to Gamzee.]

A carnival is it, and complete even with such touches as cotton candy? I marvel at the fortuitous event. You must have enjoyed your time there.

[What is this a minefield surely not. Kanaya is, as yet, completely ignorant of the things that have gone on among the trolls here.]

YEAH WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT. And, they did actually go the carnival before... that mess!

[kamen_luthier]

[Wataru nods a little, shifting just slightly so that his shoulder is touching Gamzee's as he smiles at Kanaya.]

I had fun there with Gamzee, Maryam-san.

whoooops late. so late.

[faygot]

Yeah, sis. It was really all up being all motherfucking fortuitits event.

[Hey, Gamzee is always happy to hang out with Wataru. They are moirails after all.]