one:: two sprites, one intro

[coulombic]

Characters: Jadesprite, Davesprite, and EVERYONE EVER
Location: the Plaza
Time: evening, May 4
Style: Action or Prose, either works!
Status: Open Open Open~

Comments

[thatsjustpawful]

[ At first, she's startled by the screams, and she almost doesn't want to find out what's going on, but the voice is recognizable-- it's a human!

...er.

It's the Jade human!

So Nepeta paws down closer to the coral, peering hesitantly to see what was going on. ]

..... Awkete Purrmusk? GG?

[ this is her being bewildered now ]

[cawfullyironic]

[ Davesprite blinks owlishly behind his sunglasses, hearing a voice calling to... well... it sounds familiar. Can't put his finger on where he's heard the name Awkete Purrmusk before but he knows GG. That's Jade's online handle... and the only people that have are him and John and Rose... and the trolls.

The chick standing in front of him definitely ain't John or Rose.

His hand idly thrums the handle of the sword stuck into his gut. ]

Sup? Yeah, that's her. Dunno 'bout Awkete Purrmusk though. Might be me, might not. How 'bout you? Who are you? One of the trolls, I'd guess...

[coulombic]

[ GG is her, in her fun online times. She knows that, it's by all her green text and she loved how it talked about flowers. She looks up, sniffling. ]

W-who are you? Are you the person who kidnapped me?

[thatsjustpawful]

Awkete Purrmusk is Dave! TG!

[ pause, looking at the sword. that looks .. painful. and oh-so-reminiscent of her dreamself's killer.

.. no, she won't dwell on that. ]

Uhm! AC is not a kidnappurr! She was kidnapped here herself! But it is really nice here, so that's okay, AC thinks.

AC's name is Nepeta! She is a troll. It is nice to meet you, GG and TG!

[ warm smile! ]

[cawfullyironic]

[...and there goes Davesprite's ability to care about Nepeta. For now. He just kind of shrugs and nods at her.]

Got it. You Nepeta, me Davesprite. We're all kidnapped on to clusterfuck coral city here.

[coulombic]

I'm Jade...sprite. [ She wipes at her eyes viciously. It's a really sad occasion, but she can't cry over just a name, there are more important things to sob about! ]

Um.....I guess it is nice to meet you.

[thatsjustpawful]

Heehee! It's nice to meet you, Jadespurrite and Davespurrite!

[ big grin! she doesn't understand why jade looks sad, but she will try to cheer her up. ]

Welcome to Vathmyeown! It's a really really nice place, even though we are underwater. Lots of furriends are here and there are cool stuff here and even people furrom other worlds are here too!

Oh. Do you need a towel? AC has a few!

[ especially since she stocked up for her meowrail. :|b plenty of towels for the wet sprites. ]

[cawfullyironic]

Oh my gog. I'm dying over those terrible cat puns, dude. Chill out on them.

[ Neutral expression? Check. Bored look? Check. Irony time? Double motherfucking check. ]

Yeah, I can pretty much say without a doubt that they are just... really cawful. Other worlds huh... might be cool to be from one that didn't end in meteoric death and destruction for the whole world.

[ That is the last bird pun you will get for a while as Dave nods once and holds out a hand. ]

Yeah, dude, I'm all for these towels. Thanks. Pretty sure Harley needs one too.

[coulombic]

I like the puns...

[ She gives them a small smile, but it's gone as quickly as it appeared. ]

Um... [ Towel? Oh yes, the thing she dropped in Dave's toilet. Jadesprite nods. ] Yes. I need one too.....

[thatsjustpawful]

Puns are punny, though!

[ She will not stop the puns, there is nothing you can do about it Davesprite. ]

Heehee. [ A giggle at the bird pun. ] Well, there are worlds with peopawl who have strange gods like Buddhism!

[ ..pawse ]

Or does your world have it too???

[ Ejecting towels from her sylladex, one green one and one orange one. ]

Here you go!

[ Offering to the two sprites. ]