one:: two sprites, one intro

[coulombic]

Characters: Jadesprite, Davesprite, and EVERYONE EVER
Location: the Plaza
Time: evening, May 4
Style: Action or Prose, either works!
Status: Open Open Open~

Comments

[haplessfool]

Bloody hell, will you shut the right fuck up?

[There's this guy walking through the plaza, when he sees the crying dog girl thing and just kind of.

throws his drink at her. Have a flask of rum being thrown straight at your Jadesprite.]

You're stuck underwater now so deal with it ya lousy mutt!

[coulombic]

[ temper tantrum, temper--

what?

She catches the flask and stares at it incredulously. A gift from a stranger? She sniffles and looks up, not crying quite so much. Gifts are nice! People on Prospit gave her gifts, sometimes. She wipes her eyes. ]

Um.......but what is it?

[haplessfool]

[... And he just realized he threw it at her.]

'Ey, don't take it now!

[coulombic]

[ O-oh. Not a gift. She drifts over and hands it back to him, frowning. ]

S-sorry.........I thought it was a gift.....

[cawfullyironic]

[ About this time floats over Davesprite, a frown on his face after watching the exchange. ]

Probably best you didn't drink that shit. Who knows how booze works on sprites?

And hey, douche, she's not a mutt.

[haplessfool]

Well then, shut 'er up! Gots a headache a mile long and don't need more a' that.

[Running a hand through his hair and gosh he wants his rum back.]

[coulombic]

I'm sorry about your headache!

[ Okay, she does feel a little bad. His poor head! And he was kind of friendly, he hadn't tried to hit her...still, she feels more comfortable hiding behind Davesprite. ]

Um......what's booze?

[cawfullyironic]

She's being quiet now, dude. Calm the rude, you've got your booze.

[ Strider rule number one: minimum pity for those you don't know. He sort of knows Jadesprite so she doesn't count. And he doesn't mind her hiding behind him if that's what it takes. ]

Uh, alcohol. Beer. Dunno if they had any on hell murder island or Prospit though. Stuff makes you feel funny and do dumb shit.

[haplessfool]

[Wait!

He does.

Yaaayyy. So he's just going to continue sitting on the coral and stare blankly at them.]

Oh. Sorry but you've been kidnapped.

[coulombic]

[ She sniffles, already pretty aware of this fact. ]

But...where are we? This doesn't look like home or where Jade was.......

[cawfullyironic]

[ Davesprite shrugs. He's still not sure on everything, but yeah, he knows. ]

So have you, right? Like this isn't some weird shit where everyone talks about how the two heroes of the film are kidnapped? Lots of people are. Kinda like a fact of life, I guess, based on how casually that answer is handed out...

[haplessfool]

[It's taking him a moment to process it before--]

Yeeeeeep.

[...]

So what are you?

[coulombic]

I'm a girl...or I was. I'm a dog and a sprite now.......

[ TEARING UP. ]

[cawfullyironic]

Yeah, kind of a long and dumb story. Easiest shit to say is part bird, part sprite, all time traveler.

[ CAREFULLY WATCHING. ]