1st Shot - Toto, I don't think we're in the desert anymore

[pacifist_storm]

Characters: Vash the Stampede and vatheon 
Location: The plaza
Time: Noon
Style: Any and everything!
Status: Open

Man... He knew a guy could hallucinate if left out in the desert too long, but he hadn't been doing so badly, right? Slipping the glasses from his eyes and tucking them away, Vash sighs. "Man, maybe this is some kinda sign that I shouldn't be going

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[suckmylipstick]

[Dude, you look like the hallucination. Who carries around a giant cross thing like that?]

This isn't a hallucination.

[pacifist_storm]

[Dude, ask his deceased bro that.]

Well, it's the only logical explanation, isn't it?

[Swinging the cross around, he sets it on the ground with a loud THUD and leans on it.]

[suckmylipstick]

[No thanks. He has enough crazy for himself.]

Just because it's logical doesn't mean it's the only reason. Logic won't get you far in this place.

[pacifist_storm]

[Ah hahahahaha... ha... Oh, Vash wishes he could say he's had enough crazy and people would listen...]

...I have a feeling I'm reaaaally not going to like what you're about to say.

[suckmylipstick]

[Then more more crazy won't hurt. Ohoho.]

I didn't like it myself. No matter how impossible it is, we're in a bubble under water...

[pacifist_storm]

[It alwaaaaays hurts. Sob.]

The problem there is that in the real world- when I'm not hallucinating- there's no water source big enough for something like this. That's been found, anyhow.

[suckmylipstick]

[It's a good kind of hurt!]

We're no longer in whatever worlds we come from. This place... Vatheon. It's a completely different world.

[pacifist_storm]

[He's not a masochist!]

But I don't remember getting on a ship...

[suckmylipstick]

[He just hasn't felt it done right.]

We aren't brought here in ships.

[pacifist_storm]

[Oh, you offering?]

...Dolphins?

[He remembers those from the lessons Rem gave. Or is he thinking of sharks? Which one saved people again?]

[suckmylipstick]

[/eyebrow wiggle]

Of course not! Why does it immediately have to become dolphins...?

[But he's imagining it. That...would be so cute... HERM. Getting more defensive about this.]

[pacifist_storm]

[Le gasp! Sir, in public!]

Darn, I knew I got it wrong... Is it the sharks that help people then?

[Missing the Point 101]

[suckmylipstick]

[You started it.]

There are no sharks!

[le sigh] It's useless to think about it. Nobody knows how it is we arrive here.

[pacifist_storm]

[Nuh uh!]

...Wow, really? How many people are in this city?

[suckmylipstick]

[Yeah huh.]

I don't know the exact number. I haven't met them all.

[pacifist_storm]

[I wasn't the one who offered!]

All these people, and no one's found a way out? It's just kinda surprising.