WoAh. WiLl yOu aLl uP Be lOoKiN At tHaT. FuCkIn mIrAcLeS DoNe eVeRyWhErE In tHiS BiTcH. HeEeY BrO, wHaTs uP? bEeN A IlL MiNuTe sInCe i sAw yOu. AnD ThE ChIcA Is aRoUnD DoIn aLl tHaT CaT ShIt. HoNk hOnK :o)
D--> Neigh D--> I am just concerned for your health D--> I know the pressures are different for those of us higher on the hemospectrum D--> Perhaps D--> If it is not too bold of me to suggest D--> I can come and check on you
AwW ShIt, BrOtHeR, tHaT Is mAd sWeEt oF YoU BeInG. I'M CoOl wItH ThAt. If yOu aLl uP WaNt tO Be cOmInG To vIsIt a mOtHeRfUcKeR I WiLl pUt uS DoWn sOmE FuCkIn iCe sO We cAn bE LiKe SlAmMiNg oUrSeLvEs sOmE WiCkEd mIrAcLe dRiNk tOgEtHeR.
[Enjoy that first part of the message, Equius. It takes him a few moments of searching before he finds their address. Streetnames, man. what the hell is up with those.]
[Oh boy, you asked the wrong person, Equius. Gamzee has been here for a while and still gets lost ever so often.]
UuH OuR HiVe iS In a lAwNrInG WiTh a lOt oF LiTtLe FuCkIn hIvEs tHaT AlL LoOk tO BeInG ThE SaMe. AnD... WaIt. MoThErFuCkEr, TeLl mE WhErE YoU ArE At. I'Ll cOmE AnD MeEt yOuR NoOk tHeRe. :o)
D--> Thank you Highb100d D--> That might be for the best D--> I am in a large, open area with some strange D--> sculpture D--> Yes, a sculpture, in the center D--> It appears to be some kind of sea-dweller f001ishness
[And Gamzee shuts off his SFC and indeed gets on his way. And after some while, a bit of random wandering, and one minor mishap getting lost, he arrives. And see, he even brought his good bro a towel. Cause he does remember being all soaked when he got here too. And Equius seems to have a fondness for the big fluffy things anyway. Which is okay, cause towels are pretty magical, what with how they get you all dry and clean.
Why said towel is lovingly draped over his shoulders like a cape is anyone's guess, but it is there.]
[Interesting. Gamzee looks exactly the same as he always does, and not insane or murderous at all. In fact, he looks like he just imbibed in some serious slime not long ago.
Lowbloods... they can't even tell whether or not someone is on a homicidal rampage. Equius makes a mental note to take this topic up with Karkat later, assuming he's here.
Wherever here is.]
Greetings, Highblood. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come and tend to someone as lowly as myself.
[Hnnnng... the Highblood is touching him, the Highblood is touching him, THE HIGHBLOOD IS TOUCHING HIM!
Equius freezes, the way he always does when anyone gets too close, because despite the mission he's supposed to be carrying out, the last thing he wants to do is hurt the Highblood.
He's suddenly glad that he's already wet, and hopes the Highblood thinks that the sudden increase in dampness is just the seawater and not sweat.]
I... I am happy to see you too, Highblood. And in such good health and pleasant spirits.
[The Highblood still refuses to acknowledge his position on the hemospectrum, though. Disappointing... but then, this is something Equius can help him with. Something he'd be more than happy to help him with.]
How long has it been since you've seen me, if I may ask? I am a bit confused about where and when we are.
FuCkIn mIrAcLeS DoNe eVeRyWhErE In tHiS BiTcH.
HeEeY BrO, wHaTs uP? bEeN A IlL MiNuTe sInCe i sAw yOu.
AnD ThE ChIcA Is aRoUnD DoIn aLl tHaT CaT ShIt.
HoNk hOnK
:o)
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D-->
D--> I did not e%pect to see you here
D--> Where are you
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JuSt kIcKiN SoMe sWeEt rElAxInG On tHe pIlE.
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D--> Are you
D--> Are you feeling well Highb100d
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Is tHeRe bEiN AnY ReAsOn wHy i sHoUlD AlL Up bE
FeElInG On mY FuCkIn bAlL HeRe, BrO?
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D--> I am just concerned for your health
D--> I know the pressures are different for those of us higher on the hemospectrum
D--> Perhaps
D--> If it is not too bold of me to suggest
D--> I can come and check on you
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I'M CoOl wItH ThAt.
If yOu aLl uP WaNt tO Be cOmInG To vIsIt a mOtHeRfUcKeR
I WiLl pUt uS DoWn sOmE FuCkIn iCe sO We cAn bE LiKe
SlAmMiNg oUrSeLvEs sOmE WiCkEd mIrAcLe dRiNk tOgEtHeR.
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[Enjoy that first part of the message, Equius. It takes him a few moments of searching before he finds their address. Streetnames, man. what the hell is up with those.]
KrIo sTrEeT 15, PhAnGa nEiGhBoUrHoOd.
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D--> But I only just arrived here
D--> How do I find this
D--> Phanga neighbourhood
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UuH OuR HiVe iS In a lAwNrInG WiTh a lOt oF LiTtLe
FuCkIn hIvEs tHaT AlL LoOk tO BeInG ThE SaMe.
AnD...
WaIt.
MoThErFuCkEr, TeLl mE WhErE YoU ArE At.
I'Ll cOmE AnD MeEt yOuR NoOk tHeRe.
:o)
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D--> That might be for the best
D--> I am in a large, open area with some strange
D--> sculpture
D--> Yes, a sculpture, in the center
D--> It appears to be some kind of sea-dweller f001ishness
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[And Gamzee shuts off his SFC and indeed gets on his way. And after some while, a bit of random wandering, and one minor mishap getting lost, he arrives. And see, he even brought his good bro a towel. Cause he does remember being all soaked when he got here too. And Equius seems to have a fondness for the big fluffy things anyway. Which is okay, cause towels are pretty magical, what with how they get you all dry and clean.
Why said towel is lovingly draped over his shoulders like a cape is anyone's guess, but it is there.]
Woop woop, Equius. What's uuup?
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Lowbloods... they can't even tell whether or not someone is on a homicidal rampage. Equius makes a mental note to take this topic up with Karkat later, assuming he's here.
Wherever here is.]
Greetings, Highblood. Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to come and tend to someone as lowly as myself.
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[And as if to put action to those words, Gamzee slings an arm around Equius' shoulders, smiling at him.]
We're bros, yeah? Of course, I'd be all about coming to see my good brother after such a wicked long time.
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Equius freezes, the way he always does when anyone gets too close, because despite the mission he's supposed to be carrying out, the last thing he wants to do is hurt the Highblood.
He's suddenly glad that he's already wet, and hopes the Highblood thinks that the sudden increase in dampness is just the seawater and not sweat.]
I... I am happy to see you too, Highblood. And in such good health and pleasant spirits.
[The Highblood still refuses to acknowledge his position on the hemospectrum, though. Disappointing... but then, this is something Equius can help him with. Something he'd be more than happy to help him with.]
How long has it been since you've seen me, if I may ask? I am a bit confused about where and when we are.
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