♑ > I want to paint my face and pretend that I am someone else

[faygot]

Characters: faygot, kamen_luthier, lovingdream and Vatheon
Location: Near the coral.
Time: Afternoon
Style: First
Status: Open if you wanna join in on these shenanigans. Tag into the main thread or start a new one. We'll get to you.

[It might come as a complete surprise to people, but Gamzee takes real good care of his face paint supplies. Sure he might be a complete brainless clown

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[suckmylipstick]

[OH HELL NO.]

What are you doing?

[faygot]

uh. Painting?

[What is he doing? Is this a trick question? He wants a help line. Please let him purchase a vowel.]

[suckmylipstick]

What do you think you're painting?

[That makeup... Oh God. Tell him that you're not planning to subject somebody to that wreck on your face.]

[faygot]

Make-up?

[Oh good all these questions are so tricky. He needs a fifty-fifty. Maybe he can ask the audience. What is behind door number three?]

[suckmylipstick]

[Hi, rudely pointing to your paints. They are grossing him out.]

That's not proper makeup!

[faygot]

[Oh! Wait! He remembers this person! a little.]

I ain't followin' you, brosis. What all up is bein' wrong with this?

[suckmylipstick]

Shut up!

[He's going to start digging through his bag. Where are they? Where are they? Ah, here they are! He proudly shows off neat packs of eyeshadow in various colors.]

This is real makeup. Do you see?

[faygot]

[Oh shit, son. Those are like little packets of rainbows. That's so fuckin' amazing. But wait! A problem.]

How you gonna cover your whole face and shit with little fuckers like that?

[suckmylipstick]

You don't cover your entire face! Makeup should be used sparingly and only when it will absolutely enhance one's beauty.

[He pulls something else out of his magical bag. It's a large bottle of blue liquid. Behold. Makeup remover.]

Come here.

[faygot]

Make-up should all up be used to be showin' you're bein' part of the motherfucking dark brotherhood, brosis.

[But despite that, he still shuffles closer. What is common sense.]

Whatcha gonna be doing with that shit?

[suckmylipstick]

My name is Hajime Tounomine, not brosis, and that's not the right reason to apply makeup! Somebody who doesn't apply it for the right reason has no business applying it at all. I'll show you... This is how makeup should be properly applied!

[He uncorks the bottle and, swiftly pulling out some cotton balls, damps them and starts attacking Gamzee's face.]

[faygot]

[Bluh

oh dear mirthful ones what is even happening here.]

Woah. Back it the fuck up, brosis.

[suckmylipstick]

Stop moving!

[He will pin you down. Don't make him do it. He will wipe every spec of this blasted paint off even if he has to sandpaper it off!]

[faygot]

[He more of less stops moving. Doesn't want to accidentally hurt this guy after all! And also, he is just, well... he needs an adult, help.]

[suckmylipstick]

[An adult won't help; Hajime can do makeup much better! In his position, he can easily wipe that disaster off Gamzee's face. You have some weird skin, son. He can see why he covered it up in paint now but he's still determined to make something beautiful from this...!]

White is too clownish. Bright colors are far more effective. I'll use smoky grays to soften the look afterward.

[Hajime pulls out the colors confidently as if arming himself with weapons. Can you taste the rainbow yet?]

[faygot]

uh, brosis, not that I ain't all up appreciatin' the bein' friends here or anything. Shit, I don't all up wanna kick this wicked friendship offering in the motherfuckin' bulge, but uh, I'm a clown, yeah? All up part of the Dark Brotherhood.

[On the one hand, rainbows! On the other hand, saddening disrespect of his religion. What do?]