Second Trick

[theothersissel]

Who:  Yomiel and anyone who wants to bother him
When: Afternoon
Where: Just checking out stuff in stores near the plaza
Style: Whatever you want, I'll match!
Status: Open as a store!

[If you're in the plaza today, you might notice one very well-dressed man browsing the stores. What is he looking for, you might ask?]

[A pair of sunglasses.]

[But, you

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[fightswithsocks]

What happened to your other pair?

[Stocking is standing behind him, not caring if she happens to surprise him with her sudden appearance.]

[theothersissel]

They got stolen by a murderous clown who stabbed me twice in the back. Yeah.

[And he's not even going to turn because he is a jerk like that.]

[fightswithsocks]

You must really be a weakling if you got beat up by a clown.

[theothersissel]

[A condescending smile.]

That clown killed three other people and ripped off another guy's leg, not to mention mutilate and maim several other people.

So yeah, I was a real weakling for getting beat up by him.

[fightswithsocks]

It's nice to hear you admit it. Most men don't like admitting that they're weak.

[theothersissel]

Haha, it's one thing to admit you're weak, and quite another to say that you survived blows that would have left people dead.

He stabbed me twice in the chest, and shot an arrow into my forehead. And look at me. I'm walking around as if nothing's wrong.

[fightswithsocks]

Because you're already dead, right?

[theothersissel]

[Yomiel throws back his head and laughs, as if Stocking told the world's funniest joke.]

Dead? No, I'm far from dead. And I'm far from being alive, either.

[fightswithsocks]

So what, you're a Ghost? You sure as hell aren't a zombie.

[theothersissel]

Nah, I'm not a ghost or a zombie either. I'm one of a kind.

[fightswithsocks]

Bullshit.

[theothersissel]

Aw, is the truth too much to bear? Or are you just disappointed you're not as special as I am?

[fightswithsocks]

I have yet to run into any angels other than Panty.

[In other words, you bet your ass she's special.]

[theothersissel]

And I have yet to run into anyone who's like me.

The truth is, no one is or ever will be what I am.

[fightswithsocks]

Now I know you're making this stuff up. If it can happen to you, it can happen to someone else.

[theothersissel]

Nah. What happened to me is a one in a billion chance, and trust me, it's never going to happen again in my lifetime.